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koren808
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Ugliest Athlete

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Who do you think is the ugliest athlete at any level of sports? Use this thread to compile a list of who you think are ugly athletes, and after we have it narrowed down to a few, I'll post a poll in the poll forum. Here are a few to start you off with:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images ... rs/834.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Popeye Jones (the early favorite)<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://thecrib.asp.is/kfanew/images/nba ... assell.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Sam Cassell<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/ ... eva-hd.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Charlie Villanueva<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/19/192070.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>David Baas<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.49ers.com/team/playerinfo.as ... sterID=309" target="top">www.49ers.com/team/playerinfo.asp?TeamR ... <!--EZCODE LINK END--><br>Isaac Sopoaga (couldn't get picture off page)<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://i.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl ... s/6357.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Jeff Faine <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
Marshalltopper
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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Well they are all hott to me! Looks don't matter that much anyways!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> I cant believe this is even a thread!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> But ok, just thought i would say, they are all hott in my book!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> And that matters!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
BabyBlueFan4Life
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

Post by BabyBlueFan4Life »

If we're gonna go all-time, how about Otis Nixon. Gheorge Muresan, Jake Tskalidis. There are a lot to pick from the NBA. A lot of Europeans could head the list. <p></p><i></i>
bigroy07
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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LKMFAOOO..ima go with Charlie V... Ugly mofo <p></p><i></i>
koren808
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://syntaxofthings.typepad.com/photo ... _nixon.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Otis Nixon<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/dc/MuresanWas.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Gheorghe Muresan<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.newgomemphis.com/imagebank/g ... alidis.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Jake Tsikalidas<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sportsgoons.com/Images/2_2/pollard.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Scot Pollard<br><br> <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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Haha, I remember 93x had a question:<br>Would you rather look like Sam Cassell or talk like Mike Tyson?<br><br>I'll be on the lookout for some more ugly guys <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>
hesabadman
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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how about a vote for a female athlete?.....close to home,tattoos and all....possibly the most un-photogenic smile in sports page history....janel mccarville..... <p></p><i></i>
koren808
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/sch ... 06146.jpeg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Janel McCarville <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
EREmpireStrikesBack
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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Vlade Divac<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.manmademultimedia.com/magazi ... _divac.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>Ervin Johnson<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.startribune.com/stonline/ima ... 419w.l.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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If the T-Wolves draft Villanueva like I have heard, they might take the cake for the All-Time Ugliest Team. Especially if they trade Wally along with drafting Charlie. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :x --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/sick.gif ALT=":x"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>
koren808
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pi ... era/04.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Viscera<br><br>Cant believe I forgot about this guy:<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazin ... dennis.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Dennis Rodman <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p074.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... oren808</A> at: 5/10/05 9:37 pm<br></i>
KodiakChew
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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This is a great thread! There are so many of them. I wouldn't care if I was that rich though, they get the girls just the same! <p>AHA 2002 & 2005 State Champions!<br></p><i></i>
koren808
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.usatoday.com/sports/colle ... -boone.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Josh Boone<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/golf/1 ... _ap_01.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Jesper Parnevik (whats up with his nose?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> )<br><br>And the first hockey player...<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.detnews.com/pix/2005/01/18/s ... 105y-2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Darren McCarty<br><br>Just looking at the pics, half these guys, especially Popeye, Cassell, and Villanueva, could pass as aliens.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p074.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... oren808</A> at: 5/11/05 5:24 pm<br></i>
Hillfan
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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Nice idea with the thread koren.<br><br>Can't forget this guy.....<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://amarillo.com/images/headlines/07 ... sui_1d.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p074.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... Hillfan</A> at: 5/11/05 7:55 pm<br></i>
koren808
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Re: Ugliest Athlete

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<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://sport.ard.de/sp/basketball/news2 ... pa_400.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Dirk Nowitzki<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://media.scout.com/Media/MLB/462871 ... -Japan.JPG" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>The other Matsui, Kaz Matsui<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sportsnetwork.com/images/bas ... VLOVIC.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Aleksander Pavlovic<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/Podk ... el2004.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Pavel Podkolzin<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/SPECIALS/ ... o.ming.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Yao Ming<br><br>ER- your Vlade shot reminded me about a guy that looks like him that is 10x worse than him. He isn't an athlete (he actually worked with al-Quida), but just looking at himm sends shivers down my back. I give you, Ramzi Yousef...<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.economist.com/images/20010922/3801SB2.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br> <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
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ricci

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You have got to be kidding me<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.jatkoaika.com/albumit/sharkspage/ricci.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>
koren808
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Final Five

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I think we can narrow it down to 5 athletes. We have two finalists for sure in Popeye and Villanueva. Who else should make the cut into the Final Five?<br><br>I'll give my 3:<br>1. Sam Cassell<br>2. Scot Pollard<br>3. Hideki Matsui <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
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Re: Final Five

Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

Sam Cassell & Hideki for sure. Instead of Pollard I would choose David Baas or the Isaac guy who's pic didn't show up. Baas' picture always makes me laugh when I see it. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... lasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>
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Re: ricci

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Ricci has to be in the top 5.<br><br>How could anyone forget about Kris Draper. It's not necessarily ugly, but there is something wrong about his melon!<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: ricci

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What I love about Matsui are his teeth. Look like wood to me!<br><br>Yes, Ricci is one sick guy. <p></p><i></i>
koren808
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Re: ricci

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Ok, I'm tired of waiting for more nominations for the Top 5, so here is the list:<br>1. Popeye Jones<br>2. Charlie Villanueva<br>3. Hideki Matsui<br>4. Mike Ricci<br>5. Sam Cassell<br><br>I am putting it in the poll forum, and you can vote on it there. <p>-------------------<br><br>"75 percent of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Smoot." --Fred Smoot<br></p><i></i>
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