1994 Goalie Needed

[Mr Hockey]

A 1994 Varsity Goalie is needed to participate in the St. Croix Cup Tournament on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Please email info@northlandhockeygroup.com if you are interested as soon as possible. Thank you

[youngblood08]

Could give you a few names that THINK they are varsity ready but in reality any 94 age kid that played varsity is problay on a good AAA team.

[SWPrez]

Mr. Hockey,

Contact me. I may have a goalie available.

Contract:

*Play all games.
*Guarantee of 45+ biscuits during the game including 3-5 breakaways
*1 Powerade (Blue, preferably) after each game - 2 for shutouts
*First choice on Locker room seat
*Will require tunes in the lockerroom - no rap or country
*Highlight photo and feature story on Let's Play Hockey article submission after the tournament if Fighting Loons win.
* Submission to Sports Illustrated "Faces in the Crowd" section if Fighting Loons win tournament.
* six pack of Lake Superior Special Ale for the parents.

References: '94 Stealth, '94 Synergy/Jr. N. Stars

[Mr Hockey]

Since Swprez is mucking it up I will also

If we agree to your terms will you let me do the following........?

I will get you some Lake Superior Special Ale and also some Alexander Keiths!!!

Pay me 50 dollars for each goal allowed in the tourney?

Let me send the goal that your boy gives up from the other end of the ice to ESPN on their top 10 plays and bloopers of the day.

Join me as I will be sure to purchase stocks in Aloe Vera after your boy signs the contract as the goal light will be on so much your boy will be sun burnt.

Let the team paint a picture of a "Sieve" on his goalie mask after his first game in the tourney? You supply the paint.

Purchase him forward skates as he will more than likely be pulled early in the first period as the team would be better off with no goalies than he in the nets.

Also by having him play on the team the zamboni will only have to do one side of the ice as your boy will be on the ice rolling around so much on our half the ice will still be smooth.

Seriously though we did find a goalie to replace the Denfeld goalie who made the Varsity soccer team and they have their first game on Saturday.

Thanks to the five that responded with a personal message.

[SWPrez]

Since Swprez is mucking it up I will also

If we agree to your terms will you let me do the following........?

I will get you some Lake Superior Special Ale and also some Alexander Keiths!!!

Pay me 50 dollars for each goal allowed in the tourney?

Let me send the goal that your boy gives up from the other end of the ice to ESPN on their top 10 plays and bloopers of the day.

Join me as I will be sure to purchase stocks in Aloe Vera after your boy signs the contract as the goal light will be on so much your boy will be sun burnt.

Let the team paint a picture of a "Sieve" on his goalie mask after his first game in the tourney? You supply the paint.

Purchase him forward skates as he will more than likely be pulled early in the first period as the team would be better off with no goalies than he in the nets.

Also by having him play on the team the zamboni will only have to do one side of the ice as your boy will be on the ice rolling around so much on our half the ice will still be smooth.

Seriously though we did find a goalie to replace the Denfeld goalie who made the Varsity soccer team and they have their first game on Saturday.

Thanks to the five that responded with a personal message.

Tu-shay!

All right. I will drop all demands except for the beer.

[PoniesDad45]

LOL, this is what I call negotiation!