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Indians forever
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Thank God it's Friday

Post by Indians forever »

What a hellish week, Just wanted to wish all of you forumites a Happy Friday. I hope my Wife stocked up the fridge with Pabst!!!! \:D/
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Neutron 14
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Post by Neutron 14 »

SAM: What'll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.

WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour.

WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.

WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? NORM: The warranty on my liver.

SAM: What do you say, Norm? NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

COACH: What would you say to a beer, Normie? NORM: Daddy wuvs you.

SAM: What do you know there, Norm? NORM: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

CLIFF: Hey, Norm, What's up? NORM: My blood-alcohol level.
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Govs93
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Post by Govs93 »

Not necessarily related, but my all time favorite:

SAM: What's shakin' Norm?
NORM: All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.
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Neutron 14
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Re: Thank God it's Friday

Post by Neutron 14 »

Indians forever wrote: I hope my Wife stocked up the fridge with Pabst!!!!
Put that stuff back in the horse!
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Can't Never Tried
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

Neutron 14 wrote:SAM: What'll you have Normie? NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. SAM: Looks like beer, Norm. NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.

WOODY: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. NORM: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour.

WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.

WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? NORM: The warranty on my liver.

SAM: What do you say, Norm? NORM: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

COACH: What would you say to a beer, Normie? NORM: Daddy wuvs you.

SAM: What do you know there, Norm? NORM: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?

COACH: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? NORM: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

CLIFF: Hey, Norm, What's up? NORM: My blood-alcohol level.
Excellent Neut my fav in bold! :D
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Rocketwrister
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Post by Rocketwrister »

[raining outside]

Norm walks in;

Sam: Still pourin' Norm Norm: Funny Sam, I was going to ask you the same thing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bWuFRW0lBaI
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