The Charge for Four Thousand

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:02 am

Now that elliot70 has taken a box cutter to the shrink wrap of the thread on the main stage, it is only a matter of time before some milestones are achieved. This board is in for an unprecedented season as numerous posters will eclipse 4000 posts in rapid fire succession.

It may come to light, thanks to the findings of a Bay Area newspaper reporter, that the long standing suspicion of performance ehnancing drugs and posting is no longer suspicion, but reality. The robust post count of boblee has long been tied to the allegations. Such a finding would truly rock the message board culture and drive a wedge between many of its users.

Despite the growing storm clouds, our commissioner, east hockey has indicated he will acknowledge the records as they fall and participate fully in all of the pomp and circumstance.

Where they stand
slapshooter 3856
packerboy 3788
EREmpire 3632
elliott70 3312

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:09 am

Losers.

George Blanda · Post by **George Blanda** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:17 am

Many people lost some posts when the board changed...

and like I've said before...When George Blanda's name reaches 1296 posts he'll be sitting at an even 4000. At that time, he will get a life and never post #4001.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:19 am

Govs93 wrote:Losers.

Govs gives us his best BIAFP impersonation.

I'm thinking their actually all one and the same guy. SlapackERElliott.

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:19 am

George Blanda wrote:Many people lost some posts when the board changed...

and like I've said before...When George Blanda's name reaches 1296 posts he'll be sitting at an even 4000. At that time, he will get a life and never post #4001.

Like it's that easy

12 step program required I'm sure.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:41 am

Exclusive interview with longtime board member Goldy313

Q: What do you think about the current state of the board?
A: I don't know what to say, it's just a different world now.

Q: How so?
A: Back in the old days you give me a blinking green cursor, a good phone line, a half a pot of black coffee, and a couple of smokes and 25 posts felt like you just tangled with a nuclear reactor trying to melt down. Nowadays, these guys have these orthepedic keyboards, windows, wireless mice, and blackberrys. They don't respect 25 posts the way I do. If most of these guys today went through what we did years ago by shifting, controling, alting and F12elving, they wouldn't have made it.

Q: Do you think performance enhancing drugs are also affecting the numbers?
A: Of course, these guys with all their technology are all hopped up on hopping stuff and hopping around their offices, classrooms, dorm rooms, or homes posting away like they don't have anything else to do.

Q: Are you bitter?
A: What do you think, I've been around here forever, I'm clean, I've done things the right way and my numbers are lost in a sea of lies, disrespect, cheating, and deceit.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:42 am

Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:Losers.
Govs gives us his best BIAFP impersonation.

Sort of. The impression would have been complete if I added this...

BIAFP · Post by **BIAFP** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:49 am

Govs93 wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
Govs93 wrote:Losers.
Govs gives us his best BIAFP impersonation.
Sort of. The impression would have been complete if I added this...

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:52 am

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:53 am

I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:58 am

elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.

And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:13 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:
elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.

And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony...

...While Govs & TomASS maintain a steady pace at the rear of the pack, waiting to make their move.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:23 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:
elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.

And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.

RIDE Finance Gal, Ride!

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:26 am

LOOK OUT SHANTY!!!

AngusYoung · Post by **AngusYoung** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:32 am

Neutron 14 wrote:
Irishmans Shanty wrote:
elliott70 wrote:I can hit 4000 in no time with posts like that.

And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
RIDE Finance Gal, Ride!

Best Ever

AY

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:44 am

AngusYoung wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote:
Irishmans Shanty wrote:

And elliott makes a move along the rail, look at him drive that pony.
RIDE Finance Gal, Ride!

Best Ever

AY

Yes, maybe time to slow down a bit...

or lap....

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:48 am

elliott70 wrote:
AngusYoung wrote:
Neutron 14 wrote: RIDE Finance Gal, Ride!

Best Ever

AY

Yes, maybe time to slow down a bit...

or lap....

Take your nitro elliott...what are you guys trying to do to this guy?

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:51 am

I have never knowlingly taken any posting enhancing drugs.

I did not inhale and I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Now, if you want to talk about some drugs that were down right mind altering ....OK , yah got me. But never while posting and always under a doctors supervision. For confirmation just contact my family physician shown here treating a patient.

Walk this way.

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:19 pm

You want performance enhancing!!!!

I'm upgrading my ride. I just hope I have charged it enough to get to the lowly 1000 benchmark level considering the greatness I'm amongst

I'm going from this late model unit

To This 6 pack carry laser

Wait until Finance girl sees this!

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:37 pm

I see tomASS got a ride with a third wheel. Smart move after what you did to the shocks of your last ride.

Leaves not doubt about his username does it...

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:38 pm

tomASS wrote:You want performance enhancing!!!!

I'm upgrading my ride. I just hope I have charged it enough to get to the lowly 1000 benchmark level considering the greatness I'm amongst

I'm going from this late model unit

To This 6 pack carry laser

Wait until Finance girl sees this!

That looks like an elliott 2000z with the optional aluminum can collecting front basket, and the extra comfort seat with discrete added features.

And it's bluetooth ready...

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:39 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:I see tomASS got a ride with a third wheel. Smart move after what you did to the shocks of your last ride.

Leaves not doubt about his username does it...

yep tommy two-cheeks

you can see why even SUVs fear me when I am on the road

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:41 pm

I'm pretty sure I can hear those suspenders screaming....

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:58 pm

[quote="Can't Never Tried
Take your nitro elliott...what are you guys trying to do to this guy?[/quote]

I've got it right here with me.

But if I gotta go...
give me Pappy Heath disease...
He was shot in the back (at age 80) by a jeolous husband of the 45 year old woman who happened to be lying under him at the time.

tomASS · Post by **tomASS** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:00 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:I'm pretty sure I can hear those suspenders screaming....

those aren't suspenders ..........they're tow-cords I've adapted