Best Breakaway Tip for a Starring Roll in a Hockey Movie

[jancze5]

BREAKAWAY TIP you will need to know if ever casted in a movie:

"The triple deke babymaker"

1-always make sure your half shield plastic facemask is up when on the bench to promote maximum screen time
2-gain possesion of the puck and proceed NORTH
3-look the goalie in the eye, then at your coach, then the DIMEPIECE on the other side of the glass
4-ignore the mom yelling "pass the puck to the redhead, Jancze"
5-deke once to backhand
6-deke once to forehand
7-lift leg while deking again to backhand
8-with goalie laying on his side on the ice because his jock is around his skates and frankly he is mezmorized by your skill set, STOP
9-again, ignore the mom yelling "pass the puck to the redhead", you both know if you do you will never see the puck back (hence your 73 assist year vs his 73 goal year vs your 20 goal year and his 3 assist year)
10-bury the puck
11-SELLY and fist pump like you just won the cup
12-proceed to center ice for the faceoff, it's only the 1st period

take possesion of the puck and proceed

[O-townClown]

9-again, ignore the mom yelling "pass the puck to the redhead", you both know if you do you will never see the puck back (hence your 73 assist year vs his 73 goal year vs your 20 goal year and his 3 assist year)

I disagree with #9. You should always pass the puck to Robbie McConnell.