Pimp your 96 or 97 kid here.

MoreCowBell · Post by **MoreCowBell** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:42 pm

Most pimping of your kid is discouraged, but here's your chance to showcase your kid on this forum. If your kid is obscure, comes from some small town, maybe your kid is big but just a little clumsy, or maybe your kid is small and never given a chance, or maybe the kid is being held back because the parents are percieved to be nuts. Lets here your story.....

Snowmass · Post by **Snowmass** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:58 pm

(My kid isn't a 96 or 97) I really hope I NEVER see my kids name here in print. Maybe #so & so from wherever, but not by name please. I suppose high schoolers are OK, but kids under say 15? Really....? Hopefully you didnt mean naming actual names.

nobama · Post by **nobama** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:27 pm

We could just name the dads who coach and promote inferior talented boy and have them play center on the top line.

Or we could name dads who coach the coach of inferior talented boy who plays top line center.

I know a couple of these Daddy's

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:14 am

I have a 2006 grandson...
not playing hockey yet, but he is great with a plastic bat and ball.
And he catches nearly everything thrown to him.

JoltDelivered · Post by **JoltDelivered** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:24 pm

What about players born in 1967 or 68? I never got any pub back in the day but maybe that was because there weren't any message boards back then.

Lily Braden · Post by **Lily Braden** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:21 pm

I have a '97.
He's an unbelievable reader, he can repair any electronic device, he's got every episode of Simpsons memorized and can swear in five languages.
Oh, this was supposed to be about hockey?
Never mind.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:32 pm

Lily Braden wrote:I have a '97.
He's an unbelievable reader, he can repair any electronic device, he's got every episode of Simpsons memorized and can swear in five languages.
Oh, this was supposed to be about hockey?
Never mind.

U of M might want him.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:33 pm

JoltDelivered wrote:What about players born in 1967 or 68? I never got any pub back in the day but maybe that was because there weren't any message boards back then.

I was already a has-been/never-was by 1967.

Snowmass · Post by **Snowmass** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:03 pm

nobama wrote:We could just name the dads who coach and promote inferior talented boy and have them play center on the top line.

Or we could name dads who coach the coach of inferior talented boy who plays top line center.

I know a couple of these Daddy's

Your name "NOBAMA" could be the greatest all time. Love it. Aint that the truth? Maybe that idiot (Obammy) can run Mn youth hockey for us.

goaliewithfoggedglasses · Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:10 pm

elliott70 wrote:
Lily Braden wrote:I have a '97.
He's an unbelievable reader, he can repair any electronic device, he's got every episode of Simpsons memorized and can swear in five languages.
Oh, this was supposed to be about hockey?
Never mind.
U of M might want him.

Only if he goes to Wayzata.....