packerboy wrote:Govs, If you are going to Wakota from 494 , its on your right hand side just before the light where you turn left to go up that little hill to the rink.
It is now called the SSP Hotel.
But it might be a little upscale for someone from Johnson , as would most places be in SSP.
But just wear your best blue jeans and you'll be fine.
He'd do better if you gave him directions starting from The King of Diamonds...
Maybe, but I thought management banned him from the place.... for life.
packerboy wrote:Govs, If you are going to Wakota from 494 , its on your right hand side just before the light where you turn left to go up that little hill to the rink.
It is now called the SSP Hotel.
But it might be a little upscale for someone from Johnson , as would most places be in SSP.
But just wear your best blue jeans and you'll be fine.
He'd do better if you gave him directions starting from The King of Diamonds...
Maybe, but I thought management banned him from the place.... for life.
Oh Yea, I forgot about the "Got Change For A One" incident....
Maybe, but I thought management banned him from the place.... for life.
Oh Yea, I forgot about the "Got Change For A One" incident....
How embarrassing especially after using one of these !
Hey man, you do what you gotta do in these trying economic times. I'm trying to find ways to cut back. A $5 doesn't go as far into a g-string as it used to.
elliott70 wrote:Best burgers in at least a few hundred miles
My House, a little place on Sherman on the outskirts of Bemidji.
Call ahead for reservations.
Rumor has it that because of past "incidents", that joint has lost it's liquor license.
I can't go.
Like I said, call ahead and we will have something special for you.
Ya gotta remember, I a'int the kinda guy that gets hung-up on licenses and rules and such.
elliott70 wrote:Best burgers in at least a few hundred miles
My House, a little place on Sherman on the outskirts of Bemidji.
Call ahead for reservations.
Rumor has it that because of past "incidents", that joint has lost it's liquor license.
I can't go.
Like I said, call ahead and we will have something special for you.
Ya gotta remember, I a'int the kinda guy that gets hung-up on licenses and rules and such.
Neutron 14 wrote:
Oh Yea, I forgot about the "Got Change For A One" incident....
How embarrassing especially after using one of these !
Hey man, you do what you gotta do in these trying economic times. I'm trying to find ways to cut back. A $5 doesn't go as far into a g-string as it used to.
If you weren't so drunk you would have realized that that was the bikers doo-rag you were slipping that fiver in...
Gos works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the K.O.D.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Govs! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Govs. "He's on my bowling team"
When they are seated, a waitress asks Govs if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Govs, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Govie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Gov's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Govs follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Govs tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Govs, you picked up a real bitch this time."
Neutron 14 wrote:Gos works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the K.O.D.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Govs! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Govs. "He's on my bowling team"
When they are seated, a waitress asks Govs if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Govs, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Govie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Gov's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Govs follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Govs tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Govs, you picked up a real bitch this time."
Man, whatta night...
It's amazing what happens when ya get a little to much of this in ya!
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I forgot to add when Govs finally did get home and found the door locked he was singing this tune...off key of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo8poVlQrM
