Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000

Cornbread · Post by **Cornbread** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:04 pm

Were's our bailout money when you need it! - She put herself up for auction.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:34 pm

Can we see apicture of this woman?
I highly doubt she has that sort of value.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:37 pm

$10k? Please.

One look at me and I'm sure I could get her for a Taco Supreme and a bottle of Boone's Farm Sangria.

Indians forever · Post by **Indians forever** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:20 pm

She is all that, besides it is part of the bailout package. you know to STIMULATE the economy.

Cornbread · Post by **Cornbread** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:41 pm

elliott70 wrote:Can we see apicture of this woman?
I highly doubt she has that sort of value.

your choice of pic to look at.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coolsammy/863573044/

http://sites.evc.net/wta/Maria_Sharapov ... 2004_3.jpg

EREmpireStrikesBack · Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:12 pm

I would recommend the first gallery. The 2nd might not quite be family friendly enough for the bored, but I'm not the one to judge (yet at least).

If I had 10k, I'd definitely spend it for her. Where'd ya get the story about her auction?

sinbin006 · Post by **sinbin006** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:16 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:I would recommend the first gallery. The 2nd might not quite be family friendly enough for the bored, but I'm not the one to judge (yet at least).

If I had 10k, I'd definitely spend it for her. Where'd ya get the story about her auction?

HERE.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:44 am

Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:38 pm

elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.

She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

Govs93 · Post by **Govs93** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:42 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.

She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're dragging your tongue all over the court.

OGEE OGELTHORPE · Post by **OGEE OGELTHORPE** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:47 pm

Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.

She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're dragging

your tongue all over the court.

I think her grunting would do him in.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:49 pm

OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
I think her grunting would do him in.

I think her grunting could do any of us in....

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:41 pm

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.

She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

Darth,
She would get on the court and I would look her in the eye and she would melt.
She may beat me in tennis but no place else.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:42 pm

And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:42 pm

elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.

You get your racket restrung or something?

EREmpireStrikesBack · Post by **EREmpireStrikesBack** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:59 pm

elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.

Gonna seizure or stroke?