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ap4mvp
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by ap4mvp » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:40 am
I saw one the other day that I thought was kind of funny:
Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President
If you only knew the power of the dark side!
Charliedog
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by Charliedog » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:33 pm
My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.
"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
ap4mvp
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by ap4mvp » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:20 pm
If you only knew the power of the dark side!
PASTRAPIDSFAN
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by PASTRAPIDSFAN » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:10 am
Charliedog wrote: My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.
"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
This one is great
hockeyfan95
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by hockeyfan95 » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:40 pm
a good one I saw a while ago:
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
hawkfan70
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Location: City of Hockey in Minnesota
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by hawkfan70 » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:24 pm
Duluth 4
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by Duluth 4 » Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:49 pm
i saw one and it was: i *heart* t-bagging.. but the heart was upside down with little prickers.
Release the Hounds. Trek to the X.
Truthbetold
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by Truthbetold » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:25 pm
“ saw Mrs. TomASS, she said he is driving her crazy and is like a little boy on the outside looking in of a candy store.
ap4mvp
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by ap4mvp » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:49 pm
Another one I saw:
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
If you only knew the power of the dark side!
PuckTime
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Location: Northland
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by PuckTime » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:19 pm
I thought this was fitting for the "bored":
NEVER MISS A GOOD
CHANCE TO SHUT UP
SEE YOU AT THE RINK
SB24
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by SB24 » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:46 pm
With an attitude like that we'll never get Piazza to the Twins
*oops- wrong thread*
RIP suzy 12.10.2006 - 2.27.2008
Gov78
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by Gov78 » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:23 pm
Here's two of them.
Got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
Beer, helping white people dance since the 1890s
GopherWild
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by GopherWild » Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:27 pm
Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
TTpuckster
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by TTpuckster » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:51 pm
On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)
Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
PuckTime
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by PuckTime » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:32 pm
TTpuckster wrote: On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)
Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
This one isn't a bumper sticker, but yours reminded me of a business card I once saw from a local Septic Service company:
"WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS"
SEE YOU AT THE RINK
tomASS
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by tomASS » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:59 pm
GopherWild wrote: Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.
fighting all who rob or plunder
tomASS
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by tomASS » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:02 pm
I still chuckle at this one
fighting all who rob or plunder
EREmpireStrikesBack
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by EREmpireStrikesBack » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:03 pm
tomASS wrote: GopherWild wrote: Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.
You got that right.
Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
GopherWild
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by GopherWild » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:53 pm
I saw 1 that said:
Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal.
Mr. McTabish
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by Mr. McTabish » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:57 am
tomASS wrote: That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.
Elk River cops are
mean . Talk about the epitome of police that have nothing better to do than harrass kids.