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Best Bumper Stickers

Post by ap4mvp »

I saw one the other day that I thought was kind of funny:
Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President :lol:
If you only knew the power of the dark side!
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

One I liked :D




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Post by WendyClark »

I really like this one :lol:




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Post by Charliedog »

My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.

"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
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Post by ap4mvp »

Can't Never Tried wrote:One I liked :D




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Considering I lean to the right :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

Here's another. :) the one on the right!

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Post by PASTRAPIDSFAN »

Charliedog wrote:My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.

"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
This one is great
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Post by hockeyfan95 »

a good one I saw a while ago:

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
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Post by hawkfan70 »

as seen on a couple of the cadets beamers :oops:

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Post by Duluth 4 »

i saw one and it was: i *heart* t-bagging.. but the heart was upside down with little prickers. :lol:
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Where's TomASS?

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“ saw Mrs. TomASS, she said he is driving her crazy and is like a little boy on the outside looking in of a candy store.
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Post by ap4mvp »

Another one I saw:
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals :lol:
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Post by PuckTime »

I thought this was fitting for the "bored":



NEVER MISS A GOOD
CHANCE TO SHUT UP
SEE YOU AT THE RINK
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Post by pipersniper12 »

STRAIGHT PRIDE
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Post by SB24 »

With an attitude like that we'll never get Piazza to the Twins :!:

*oops- wrong thread*
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

SB24 wrote:With an attitude like that we'll never get Piazza to the Twins :!:

*oops- wrong thread*
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:idea:
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Post by Gov78 »

Here's two of them.

Got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

Beer, helping white people dance since the 1890s
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Post by GopherWild »

Here's one of my favorites.


DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
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Post by TTpuckster »

On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)

Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
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Post by PuckTime »

TTpuckster wrote:On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)

Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
This one isn't a bumper sticker, but yours reminded me of a business card I once saw from a local Septic Service company:

"WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS"
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Post by tomASS »

GopherWild wrote:Here's one of my favorites.


DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.

That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes. :D :D
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Post by tomASS »

I still chuckle at this one

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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

tomASS wrote:
GopherWild wrote:Here's one of my favorites.


DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.

That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes. :D :D
You got that right.

:idea:
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Post by GopherWild »

I saw 1 that said:

Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal.
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Post by Mr. McTabish »

tomASS wrote:That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes. :D :D
Elk River cops are mean. Talk about the epitome of police that have nothing better to do than harrass kids.
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