It's Like a Nightmare

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:12 pm

They tell me things are lookin up, it'll be better they say

The losing wont last, It'll all be OK

So you think: Oh, its just a bad cycle, its best to really care

But then you read how Santa cant say "Ho" and......"Its Like a Nightmare"

Headed to the dome for some football. Ill be in a flannel shirt passing out Holy Cards. Stop and say high and Ill splash you with a little Holy Water.

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:52 pm

Neutron 14 wrote:
Irishmans Shanty wrote:Iraq
Three nineteen/gallon
Stands filled with Badger red

Lemaire buried in a deep conference
Iran
Knowing the Flotilla will be a little smaller this seaso
Empty seats in the Barn

AP’s knee

Nick Punto starting at second
It’s going to get worse before it gets better
Garnettless Wolves
Hillary
Tarvaris Jackson
Monroe will be the headline off-season acquisition
Awful Gopher defense
Ryan quit the Twins when the going got tough
Eight and one Green Bay Packers
Is the writers strike over?

Nope. You know the Guild, all those left brained people, they're great but they're just so sensitive all the time.

The show must go on! I've got kids to feed.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:59 am

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come. " The movie "Field of Dreams"

But we turn on the TV and pick up the newspaper and what do we see? Baseball's all time career leading home run hitter is indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice.

I dont mind sayin........"It's Like a Nightmare"

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:44 am

Crude Oil @ $100/barrell

Gallon of milk nearing 4 bucks @ Walmart

Credit card companies doubling the mininum payments

A certain Big 10 University charging a $100 for "Degree Tracking"

The Chinese are trying to poison our kids one toy at a time

It's a _____________.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:45 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:
It's a _____________.

Conundrum?

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:46 am

Ah, let me guess....aaaah, Dream Come True?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:53 am

Nnnnnn........

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:12 am

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...let me see now

Come on packerboy think! What is it?

Ok, How about this..... "Miracle"?

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:13 am

Life's great, enjoy it.

What a bunch of cidiot sissies.

Whine, whine whine.

Wait until Lent and the little, public, north wins again.

I ain't rhymin' nothin'.

My Dad said leave that for the girls, get out there and tackle somebody.

Oh, and have a good day.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:15 am

Elliott , if you tried to tackle somebody, you'd be dead.

Just the thought of it ......"It's Like a Nightmare"

Joey (nine toes) Marcoux · Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:35 am

Its like a __________________? A fluke?

Irishmans Shanty · Post by **Irishmans Shanty** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:51 am

Shhhhhhhhhhh.............

That F-bomb will get this locked up faster than the real one.

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:51 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:Shhhhhhhhhhh.............

That F-bomb will get this locked up faster than the real one.

That's what I was thinking too!

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:54 am

It's LIFE!!!!!!.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:56 am

packerboy wrote:Elliott , if you tried to tackle somebody, you'd be dead.

Just the thought of it ......"It's Like a Nightmare"

Dead???

You've seen how big I am.

I would wake up with a headache, but DEAD????

That would be like a, ahh, ahh,

bad dream.

Neutron 14 · Post by **Neutron 14** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:57 am

Irishmans Shanty wrote:Shhhhhhhhhhh.............

That F-bomb will get this locked up faster than the real one.

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:05 am

Let's see,

The Vikings have never won a Super Bowl,
so what is so disappointing this year.

The Twins have made the play-offs this century more than not making it, so we've been blessed.

The Wild, whenever our home boys make the play-offs we're excited,
so this could be an exciting year.

The T-Wolves,
so who put them on any 'bored' members list?

The Gopher hockey team,
so they are starting slow, does anyone doubt that they will make the NCAA 16.

The Gophers basketball, football etc...
so when is the last time they won anything, take it when it comes.

Just everyday stuff for the cidiots.

Now the PB Packers, now there is something to get you down, or Guvs, Govs, or BIAFP's 'Worriers', or Lee's Hounds (but watch out for the Dogs).

Or you could be forced to cheer for a single A hockey team this year.

Geez, its like a nightmare.
Go Jacks!

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:09 am

I see elliotts attitude about this whole issue is just to pretend that there are no problems in the world and just keep on keepin on or what ever.

Sure. Elliott thinks that all you have to do is roll up those flannel shirt sleeves and have a Scandanavian thought and everything will be fine.

But with Bonds and OJ headed for jail; Ricky Williams back in foootball; Hilary; Iraq; Paris out of jail; AP's knee; No "ho" for Santa; No good Minnesota sports teams; and everything else......... its just, I dunno.......to me..."It's Like a Nightmare"

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:47 am

http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1555507.html

After reading that, and being it's tryout week and all, well.....

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packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:50 am

Id like to buy a vowel CNT, can I have a "U"?

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:50 am

Half empty or half full?????

I am a Scot/Norweigian, and you are,

that's right, an irsihman!!!!!!

See ya at the Liffey,
I'll be the one smiling.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:53 am

How in heck did a Scott and Norwegian get together?

Somebody have a fake ID?

Talk about "....a Nightmare"

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:58 am

Can't Never Tried wrote:http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1555507.html

After reading that, and being it's tryout week and all, well.....

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It's like 'U' gave_up!!

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:00 pm

packerboy wrote:Id like to buy a vowel CNT, can I have a "U"?

Oh!! so sorry PB...... no U's
You see where this is going!

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:13 pm

packerboy wrote:How in heck did a Scott and Norwegian get together?

Somebody have a fake ID?

Talk about "....a Nightmare"

They met while they were pillaging ireland....

The Viking came via a snekke longship.

The Scot simply walked across the North Channel!