Wait Until Lent
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Well ellott , that is a typical comment from those that do not understand , much like our esteemed former governor who said " Religion is for the weak minded".
If you are so intellectual and strong minded that you dont need any self deprivation nor observance of religious ceremony than you are......the only one I've ever known who was.
If you are so intellectual and strong minded that you dont need any self deprivation nor observance of religious ceremony than you are......the only one I've ever known who was.
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But you see the 6 you speak aboutpackerboy wrote:I see other Spudaholics show up here and think thay can derail the Catholics.
Tricky Puckster (TP)shows up here talkin about his Spuds
He doesnt want to think about the 6 times they've been duds
TP and others seek redemption for their favorite teams
We say turn Catholic and fulfill all your dreams
Cuz the road to THE trophy is blocked by fishstix
Macoroni and cheese and dont forget tuna fish
The menu is Catholic to the publics lament
Theyll be servin up grilled cheese just Wait Until Lent
were not this year
this time it'll be the spuds in a rout
you shall see my good peer
TP

Will the real AP please shut up?
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Could be spearing but the guy on the ground was leveled with a clean hit.
Wait, a message coming in thru HAL:
"Doze pagan guyz bitter leaf hear in 43 daze"
HAL asked who sent the messge and the response is:
"I was bluesbuddy"
Something wondeful is going to happen.
Wait Until Lent
Wait, a message coming in thru HAL:
"Doze pagan guyz bitter leaf hear in 43 daze"
HAL asked who sent the messge and the response is:
"I was bluesbuddy"
Something wondeful is going to happen.
Wait Until Lent
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Ankles Pierre, Jr. wrote:Remember Come Lent,
MWWIA
m00rhead
will
whimper
in
awe!
Holy Cow, (and I mean that reverently PB),
What Rapier Wit,
Anklets Putzy
I'm speachless. How do I respond to that!


















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What the heck are you talkin' about?packerboy wrote:A couple of pagans beatin each other up....thats all.
They look real good against each other but when they play the Catholics this is what youll see:
The Holy City will be defended.
Just Wait Until Lent
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packerboy wrote:I guess your picture was too big.![]()
And the beat goes on .......
What picture?
You must be losin' it!

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Since this thread is on a liberal subject..
I don't know if this has been posted here before but it's fitting at this juncture.
World History - as it Really Happened
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these Liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern Liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard Liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood (and
Toronto ) and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, pilots, members of the military and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than North Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to North America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more Liberals just to piss them off!!
I don't know if this has been posted here before but it's fitting at this juncture.
World History - as it Really Happened
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these Liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern Liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard Liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood (and
Toronto ) and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, pilots, members of the military and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than North Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to North America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more Liberals just to piss them off!!
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