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27 had a post where he speculated on the name of a girls team from Made. Got me thinking...

If ESPN can have "El Ocho", what names can you come up with for the inevitable 5th, 6th, and beyond teams that are part of the Minnesota Made program?

MACHINE - connotation: efficient (they played like a well-oiled machine)

DEUCE - connotation: the second

SNIPERS - connotation: essential elements to any great team, proficient, possibly not as well rounded

GRINDERS - connotation: important, but lackluster or unimpressive

Keep in mind that all entries must clearly indicate that the team is below The Grinders in the pecking order. "South Side All-Stars" is not a permissable nominee as it is impossible to tell if that team is better or worse than a Deuce.

SINKOS

CHECKERS

ENFORCERS

4TH LINE WINGS (logo looks like the Red Wings with a big 4 in it)

ROLLERS

CLIPBOARD HOLDERS

GUYS COACH ASKS TO SERVE THE BENCH MINORS

DUBBLE RUDDERERS

I'm sure you can come up with more.

Ice Augers - might as well be drilling for oil

WindChill - how advice is received

Whiteout - what the bank account looks like ...nothing there

Brain Freeze - what was I thinking?

Black Ice - hits you when you least expect it and after its too late.

Southern Breeze - too much hot air during the winter

Northern Lights - additional utility charge added to light the arena.

Of course that is just off the top of my head without hardly thinking which I'm famous for

Excellent work.

How about DREAMERS?

How about the "Northerm MN Wanabees" - for those players 6 hrs. away

"Jealous Jackels" - for those players that would play there except it's to far to drive.

Otown and I don't normally see eye to eye on much here, but I have to give it to him on this one..this is a funny, laughable, enjoy the moment post.

Thanks for the humor...and TOMASS..nice work as well...Ice Augers and Southern Breeze..nice....that's funny...

morecowbell- you really are a dreamer!

The Flying Checks

Not for the physical play, but because your checks will hit the bank faster than your kid can skate out of the zone.

The UNFORGIVEN

Bernie's checkbook team #1
Bernie's checkbook team #2
Bernie's checkbook team #3
Bernie's checkbook team x
and so on.....

The Bane

no matter how many camps, or how may hours on the ice

Weekend At Bernie's.

For those from the north that can't get down there during the work week.

i say it would be the danglas

keep Association hockey and just go with the USA hockey age brackets (birth year).

THE REF"S (that will make them happy)