Wait Until Lent

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

I looked for drool coming from his mouth....

Why? Did you think he might be SloppyShooter?

[BIAFP]

I looked for drool coming from his mouth....

Why?

Most of SarahJessicaParkerBoy's living friends drool most of the time!

[slapshooter]

Are yu sure that wasn't the "L yd" packerb y?
SS (...a legend in his wn mind...)

[slapshooter]

Well, I see HAL has finally come to his senses and given AHA the #1 spot .

HAL has been a little spacey lately but now he seems to be back on line.

I think HAL is looking forward to Lent and I know why.

Something wonderful is going to happen.

What's the big mystery?

All I've gotta do is mention the phrase "Up for Grabs" and HAL'll waver!

That, in and of itself, ought to get you up to 20,000 "views" easy!

SS

[slapshooter]

Lent will start early, January 20, in the Year of Our Lord 2007.


Now, AP is going to go look for January 20th on the schedule to see...
just who will be the sacrificial lamb at the Pioneer altar....

1/20/2007 AHA 3.... "PIONEERS NTHIN" !


S S

(...a legend in his wn mind...)

[packerboy]

The messages going thru HAL continue. The latest:

"It is dangerous for the pagans to stay here. They must leave in 46 days"

We did not know who was sending these messages but we told HAL to find out and the response is: "I was Videoscout"

Somehting woderful is going to happen.

[slapshooter]

Somehting woderful is going to happen.

For the love of the "ALMIGHTY" packerby!

Get a "dictionary" !

SS (...a legend in his wn mind...)

[packerboy]

The voices HAL hears are from those of the past
Who' s posting privileges, no longer they last
But even though we know not when nor how
The pagans will join them and be where they are now
So it is the Catholics , that we all do cheer
Both trophies theyll own, again this year
This will all happen, to the pagans lament
It will all be so clear , just Wait Until lent

[slapshooter]

Not like what they said, more like what I say!
Now that this "lent" thing, "pl ds" in the cafe!

Right packerb y?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> PB Y <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


S S (...a legend in his wn mind...)

[packerboy]

Right as rain SS.

They locked up the Crusade thread last year and this year they seek to control our hearts, thoughts and minds by putting us in the Cafe.

But we Catholics are used to persecution.

So let the word go forth from this time and place , to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Catholics...born in the last century,tempered by many Schwans Cup games,and disciplined by a hard bitter peace with the pagans.

Let every pagan know , whether he wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price for our hockey players, meet any hardship in Lent , support any friend and oppose any foe , in order to assure the success and survival of our Catholic teams.

This much we pledge and more.

You doubt it? Just wait.......Wait Until Lent

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

A nightmare just awoke AP....

What if a public school wins? Would that mean there is no God?

What if m00rhead wins? Would that mean an end to the rational world?

What if Sloppy actually writes a funny or at least legible post?

Please just fast-forward to Hill-Murray winning the State Championship!

Fast-forward to Lent and Let this "Waiting" Cup Passover AP.

[packerboy]

Well AP, as our old pal Tom Petty once said:

The waiting is the hardest part
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart

This is what we will do from now Until Lent. Just wait.

Any pagans who venture near the monolith will be dealt with.

Something wonderful is going to happen.

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

Well AP, as our old pal Tom Petty once said

Noticed that Packerboy left an extra space between "old" and "pal" where "Traveling Wilbury" should have gone.

So PB may have intended to say that AP was once Tom Petty: "Well, AP (as our old Traveling Wilbury pal Tom Petty) once said;"

Or PB, "as our old Traveling Wilbury pal Tom Petty," may have been writing as PB using Tom Petty's voice;

Or PB could have been quoting our mutual "old Traveling Wilbury pal, Tom Petty."

Since AP and PB cannot both be Jeff Lynne, AP must be George Harrison, and PB must be Roy Orbison!

Are we in Heaven or the Café?

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

No, it's Iowa.

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

No, it's Iowa.

So this is Hell?!!

[packerboy]

This could be Heaven or this could be Hell.

As our old pal Don Henley would say:

Welcome to the Hotel California
What a lovely place

[State Champ 97]

Or as Axl Rose would say:
Welcome to the Jungle...You're going to die here.

[EREmpireStrikesBack]

Or as Nelly would say:

Welcome to Nellyville, where all newborns get a half-a-mill'

[hawkfan70]

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

Welcome to the Hotel California
What a lovely place

California is where all good Minnesota Private School Catholics go in the after-life...

that's why California has so many pretty girls!

[packerboy]

All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
The Catholics are gonna win
On a Lenten day


Thats right AP and we wish they all could be California girls .

But the pagans will be California dreamin when the Catholics win the title.

It'll happen. It will be wonderful.

Wait Until lent.

[Ankles Pierre, Jr.]

Hill-Murray is the only Catholic School in section 3AA!

[slapshooter]

Yeah there'll be some "California Girls" with "tattoos" showin' up for y u guys real soon !


S S
(...a legend in his wn mind...)

[packerboy]

Thats exactly correct AP and the answer all of the faithful believe.

Thats fine SS but we have more fun hiding out in the Cafe than any tweetybird pagan on "the outside"

We doin some real world shakin in here.

[slapshooter]

What's that supposed to mean wanker b y?


SS