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Worst Christmas Song

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
9
47%
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
5
26%
Christmas Don't Be Late (Alvin & the Chipmunks)
5
26%
 
Total votes: 19

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Worst Holiday Song

Post by Govs93 »

It's slow day in The Cafe, so chew on this.

Being that we're all hockey players, I'll probably catch hell for including the first option on the poll, but whatever.

I'm guessing PB will vote for #2 because a certain word is missing from the title.
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Re: Worst Holiday Song

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Govs93 wrote:It's slow day in The Cafe, so chew on this.

Being that we're all hockey players, I'll probably catch hell for including the first option on the poll, but whatever.

I'm guessing PB will vote for #2 because a certain word is missing from the title.
What the heck is a Cong
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Can't Never Tried wrote:
Govs93 wrote:It's slow day in The Cafe, so chew on this.

Being that we're all hockey players, I'll probably catch hell for including the first option on the poll, but whatever.

I'm guessing PB will vote for #2 because a certain word is missing from the title.
What the heck is a Cong
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Re: Worst Holiday Song

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Govs93 wrote:
Can't Never Tried wrote:
Govs93 wrote:It's slow day in The Cafe, so chew on this.

Being that we're all hockey players, I'll probably catch hell for including the first option on the poll, but whatever.

I'm guessing PB will vote for #2 because a certain word is missing from the title.
What the heck is a Cong
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If you please :lol: :lol:
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Post by packerboy »

My favorites are the religious ones. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" really is the only song you need.

But "Ill be Home for Christmas" and "White Christmas".........unfortunately have not gone out of style yet.

Never heard a Christmas song I didnt like.
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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packerboy wrote:My favorites are the religious ones. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" really is the only song you need.

But "Ill be Home for Christmas" and "White Christmas".........unfortunately have not gone out of style yet.

Never heard a Christmas song I didnt like.
Once I learned the origin of "I'll Be Home for Christmas", it became one of my favorites - before then I didn't care for it.

"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole is the best there is... Followed closely by Twisted Sister's rendition of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" (extra lump of coal in the stocking for the individual that can name the tune they incorporate within their version).

Looky there, PB! The right and the left come together for the holidays!

"Every time a bell rings, Torii Hunter gets 90 million dollars!"
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Post by Can't Never Tried »

Can we change the darn thing to favorite cong...I mean song???
I mean who doesn't like a good X-mas song.
So here's one for ya a classic!! :D
http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/rocktree.html
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Post by Ben Dover »

I'm going to have to say all of them :lol: besides any Trans Siberian
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Post by Govs93 »

Boy, did I get a nice holiday gift today! I'm a Sirius satellite radio subscriber and they launched a "Bing Crosby Christmas" channel! All Bing, all the time!

NICE!!!
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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

Sirius is great but those channels that exclusively play one artist are a waste.
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Post by Govs93 »

Irishmans Shanty wrote:Sirius is great but those channels that exclusively play one artist are a waste.
I generally agree, but this is only for 5 days, and they put it on a channel nobody listens to anyway.

Although I bet PB would be a huge fan of the Grateful Dead Channel!
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Post by Irishmans Shanty »

Trust me, these three are in his A band presets.

#159 The Catholic Channel
#160 EWTN The Radio Catholic Network
#161 Christian Talk
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Post by packerboy »

You boys know me too well.

But I am dissapointed in my service because there is no all Burl Ives channel.

"Have a holly jolly Christmas, its the best time of the year,

Oh by golly its a real good holly jolly Christmas this year"

What a piece of work that song is.
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Post by Neutron 14 »

packerboy wrote:My favorites are the religious ones. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" really is the only song you need.
A fine selection, but my favorite is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs
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Post by Neutron 14 »

If I were to guess Baders favorite it would be here
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Post by BIAFP »

Neutron 14 wrote:If I were to guess Baders favorite it would be here

Thanks Neut, I had never taken the time to listen to one of Hillary's speeches before listening to your link. :lol:
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Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
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Post by Govs93 »

Here's something that all Minnhockers and their families can chew on while roasting chestnuts... These are all "paraphrased" Christmas songs. Name them:

1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
21. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
23. May the deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
24. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenom for me
25. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals
26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere
27. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief of Christmas
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grandma got run over by a reindeer
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

2 that I couldn't think of, probably the easiest of all. Correct me if I am wrong on the others.

1. Bleached Yule - White Christmas
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration - Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors - All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth
4. Righteous Darkness - Oh, Holy Night
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder - Away In A Manger
8. Array the Corridor - Deck The Halls
9. Bantam Male Percussionist - Little Drummer Boy
10. Monarchial Triad - We Three Kings
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness - Silent Night
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
13. Red Man En Route to Borough - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence - Let It Snow
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle - Go Tell It On A Mountain
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant - What Child Is This?
18. Delight for this Planet - Joy To The World
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings - Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals - The Twelve Days Of Christmas
21. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
22. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
23. May the deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
24. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenom for me - I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
25. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals - Frosty The Snowman
26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere
27. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief of Christmas - O Come, All Ye Faithful

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Post by Neutron 14 »

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:2 that I couldn't think of, probably the easiest of all. Correct me if I am wrong on the others.

6. Loyal Followers Advance

26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere

:idea:
6 - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
26 - Peace On Earth
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

What's 27 then?

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Post by Neutron 14 »

EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:What's 27 then?

:idea:
Onward Christian Soldiers?

Maybe thats 6... Dunno!
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Post by EREmpireStrikesBack »

Govs? Answers?

:idea:
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