Gophers vs. Purdue
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Gophers vs. Purdue
Since the gophers D cant go a game without 30+ points. I think purdue is going to kill us.
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Re: Gophers vs. Purdue
There is no reason to disagree with you.dangla. wrote:Since the gophers D cant go a game without 30+ points. I think purdue is going to kill us.
The U invented swagger.
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Star Tribune article today.
TIME TO DRESS SHADEy
And how. In the U's darkest hour, a new mascot has stepped forward to lead our flagship university to a national championship. I'm talking about SHADEy, the university's giant walking condom, whose exploits were a major factor in last week's announcement by the maker of Trojan condoms that the U ranks No. 1
The Maroon and Gold beat out 138 other schools to grab the top spot on Trojan's Sexual Health Report Card. We rolled over Big Ten rivals like Michigan and Big 12 schools like Nebraska, and romped past Ivy League contenders like Harvard and Yale. Rankings were based on 11 criteria, ranging from the availability of contraception to the availability of "anonymous advice" on sexual questions.
So forget about Saturday's gridiron showdown, Purdue. In the contact sport that really counts, you're ranked only No. 5.
TIME TO DRESS SHADEy
And how. In the U's darkest hour, a new mascot has stepped forward to lead our flagship university to a national championship. I'm talking about SHADEy, the university's giant walking condom, whose exploits were a major factor in last week's announcement by the maker of Trojan condoms that the U ranks No. 1
The Maroon and Gold beat out 138 other schools to grab the top spot on Trojan's Sexual Health Report Card. We rolled over Big Ten rivals like Michigan and Big 12 schools like Nebraska, and romped past Ivy League contenders like Harvard and Yale. Rankings were based on 11 criteria, ranging from the availability of contraception to the availability of "anonymous advice" on sexual questions.
So forget about Saturday's gridiron showdown, Purdue. In the contact sport that really counts, you're ranked only No. 5.
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Most of what makes this board fun is clicking in and being surprised, shocked, or entertained by what we see. "Gophers vs. Purdue" could be so much fun, but it won't, the outcome is predictable and so is the Gophers' level of competitiveness.
If backup QB's in the MAC can throw the ball with ease against the Gophers, I hate to think what a Big Ten team, notorious for throwing and racking up points, will do.
In any case, I'll watch the game, and luckily so can the rest of the country. At the very least, I should get some ideas for "Thin Books".
Go Gophers.
If backup QB's in the MAC can throw the ball with ease against the Gophers, I hate to think what a Big Ten team, notorious for throwing and racking up points, will do.
In any case, I'll watch the game, and luckily so can the rest of the country. At the very least, I should get some ideas for "Thin Books".
Go Gophers.
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