Funniest Hockey Story

Bash Brother · Post by **Bash Brother** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:17 pm

Funniest Hockey Story.

Ready Go. Any story will do. Just make sure its funny.

packerboy · Post by **packerboy** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:35 pm

Here is one theref will like:

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."

Goldy Gopher · Post by **Goldy Gopher** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:55 pm

packerboy wrote:Here is one theref will like:

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."

I would expect nothing less from Packerboy.

PASTRAPIDSFAN · Post by **PASTRAPIDSFAN** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:57 pm

packerboy wrote:Here is one theref will like:

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."

Nice

elliott70 · Post by **elliott70** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:24 pm

Grrreat!

theref · Post by **theref** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:45 am

packerboy wrote:Here is one theref will like:

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good players and the best coaches."

"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered unperturbed, "We've got all the referees."

You're right! I love it.

theref · Post by **theref** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:48 am

And for all of you that love to see us officials go down, go to youtube.com and do a search for exactly the following: hockey referee in net

This took place in Hermantown in a PeeWee A game featuring Hermantown vs. Jefferson. I' really glad one of the Jefferson parents caught this on tape. The kid in the video gets hasseled about it all the time.

Donkey9 · Post by **Donkey9** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:27 pm

I got to two funny stories.....

1st was last year we played duluth denfeld and some how our goalie ended up sitting in the box for a 5min penalty. First and only time I have ever seen a goalie serving a penalty.

2nd was also last year when we had our whole first line and our number one defenseman all in the box for 10min major for all getting in a little scuffle at the end of a period. the best part was that three of the people in the box were the captains of the team...

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wbmd · Post by **wbmd** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:38 pm

Donkey9 wrote:I got to two funny stories.....

1st was last year we played duluth denfeld and some how our goalie ended up sitting in the box for a 5min penalty. First and only time I have ever seen a goalie serving a penalty.

2nd was also last year when we had our whole first line and our number one defenseman all in the box for 10min major for all getting in a little scuffle at the end of a period. the best part was that three of the people in the box were the captains of the team...

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I've actually seen two goalies serving penalties before.

White Bears' Jon Anderson (probably in 2003) had a 10 minute misconduct and the ref made him sit in the box.

The other was sometime in the 80's when a North St. Paul goalie had to sit for a minor penalty.

theref · Post by **theref** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:40 am

Donkey9 wrote:I got to two funny stories.....

1st was last year we played duluth denfeld and some how our goalie ended up sitting in the box for a 5min penalty. First and only time I have ever seen a goalie serving a penalty.

2nd was also last year when we had our whole first line and our number one defenseman all in the box for 10min major for all getting in a little scuffle at the end of a period. the best part was that three of the people in the box were the captains of the team...

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Not to get too technical on ya, but there is no such thing as a ten minute major.......

I have also seen a goaltender serve a penalty before. Goalie put a big slash on a guy standing in front of the net. Ref called a five minute major for slashing and the goalie's coach was so ticked at him that he made him serve the penalty and then sat him the rest of the game. I believe they also put a second guy in the box so that someone could join play when the penalty was over. Good move by the coach who was trying to prove a point.

Donkey9 · Post by **Donkey9** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:09 pm

oops sorry my bad 10 min "misconduct"

Can't Never Tried · Post by **Can't Never Tried** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Donkey9 wrote:oops sorry my bad 10 min "misconduct"

Pretty Major screwup there Donkey!!!

Donkey9 · Post by **Donkey9** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:39 pm

Pretty Major screwup there Donkey!!!

Wouldn't expect much less from a Donkey would you?

Class play on words though, I liked it....

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