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Mitch, Lee, Karl;

We need one spot where ALL the rest of us can rip on Sats/LN.

Now that we have the spot...

LN just got lucky last year.

That Sats thinks he knows everything but he don't know nothin'!

Uhhh,

that's about all I got.

Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

Wow Elliott, did you think you're logged on to the other bored?



Brutal!

OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:Wow Elliott, did you think you're logged on to the other bored?



Brutal!

I thought I was going after Pistol.
Then I realized where I was and toned it done a little bit like I was going after Packerboy.

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

I am closer to 20,000. The VIP's wiped out a bunch when they crashed this dang place.
I think Bobber was the only one to get his numbers restored.

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

Number 10,000 is going to be awwwsssoommmme.

Or forgettable like the previous nine thousand and something have been.

But back on task, that Sats he 's just a terrible, terrible....


stinky guy.

In line with the holiday time of year.

The song "The Grinch....I mean "The Sats"

You're a mean one, Mr. Sats
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Sats,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Sats,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Sats,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Sats,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Sats,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Sats,
You're the king of sinful sots, (Hey, this line rhymes)
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Sats,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Sats,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Sats,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Sats,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Sats,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

And that's the Truth....

bump

Sats81 wrote:bump

Sats81 wrote:bump

I can appreciate your no fear attitude. Been there myself recently, now back on top.

elliott70 wrote:

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

I am closer to 20,000. The VIP's wiped out a bunch when they crashed this dang place.
I think Bobber was the only one to get his numbers restored.

Hey. We told you what it would cost to restore posts. You decided to be cheap.

Lee

elliott70 wrote:

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

Number 10,000 is going to be awwwsssoommmme.

Or forgettable like the previous nine thousand and something have been.

Wait until we start deleting your oldest posts as you get closer. Will be fun to watch you race toward the milestone only to allllllmost reach it and then we pull it further back.

Lee

Kind of what East does to GR during the 7AA playoffs?

Here's another song to add to the fun. Sing it to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

At a bar in Lakeville chugging cans of Old Swill
Is know-it-all blowhard named Satsy
He’ll tell you what winners do and likely insult ya too
In a manner that’s angry and sassy
If you dis-agree with him things will quickly turn grim
As the anger and veiled threats start flyin’
If you say one bad thing ‘bout his favorite hockey team
His comebacks will send ya home cryin’

Just a few years ago his favorite team they did blow
As they could barely beat single A Hibbing
Now thanks to recruiting and his tips on puck shooting
The Panthers find themselves winning
Some people say that section 1 double A
Is not a talent-rich bounty
But what do they know of the murderer’s row
Made up of Century, Farmington, and Dodge County

Everyday he gives crap to DJ
That the T-hawks are way overrated
He says we’re all fools and that Lakeville North rules
And now he’s the forum’s most hated
Last year they didn’t lose a game but their schedule was lame
Yet he compares that team to the best ever
Of course they were good but nobody sane would
Confuse them with the Hornets team led by Tom Nevers

North got good really fast and of course it will last
At least that’s what Satsy is thinkin’
But the worm may just turn and Ol’ Satsy will learn
That the only constant in his life is his drinkin’
Take time to enjoy your shiny new toy
Because the winds of hockey talent are fickle
For when the recruits start to roam and they find a new home
Trash-talking Satsy will be in a pickle

east hockey wrote:

elliott70 wrote:

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

Number 10,000 is going to be awwwsssoommmme.

Or forgettable like the previous nine thousand and something have been.

Wait until we start deleting your oldest posts as you get closer. Will be fun to watch you race toward the milestone only to allllllmost reach it and then we pull it further back.

Lee

You think you're fast enough, boy.
I am the Sharon Stone of the hockey 'bored'.

east hockey wrote:

elliott70 wrote:

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

Number 10,000 is going to be awwwsssoommmme.

Or forgettable like the previous nine thousand and something have been.

Wait until we start deleting your oldest posts as you get closer. Will be fun to watch you race toward the milestone only to allllllmost reach it and then we pull it further back.

Lee

You think you're fast enough, boy.
I am the Sharon Stone of the hockey 'bored'.

elliott70 wrote:

east hockey wrote:

elliott70 wrote: Number 10,000 is going to be awwwsssoommmme.

Or forgettable like the previous nine thousand and something have been.

Wait until we start deleting your oldest posts as you get closer. Will be fun to watch you race toward the milestone only to allllllmost reach it and then we pull it further back.

Lee

You think you're fast enough, boy.
I am the Sharon Stone of the hockey 'bored'.

Just don't uncross and recross your legs in front of us. That's all we ask.

Lee

rainier wrote:Here's another song to add to the fun. Sing it to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

At a bar in Lakeville chugging cans of Old Swill
Is know-it-all blowhard named Satsy
He’ll tell you what winners do and likely insult ya too
In a manner that’s angry and sassy
If you dis-agree with him things will quickly turn grim
As the anger and veiled threats start flyin’
If you say one bad thing ‘bout his favorite hockey team
His comebacks will send ya home cryin’

Just a few years ago his favorite team they did blow
As they could barely beat single A Hibbing
Now thanks to recruiting and his tips on puck shooting
The Panthers find themselves winning
Some people say that section 1 double A
Is not a talent-rich bounty
But what do they know of the murderer’s row
Made up of Century, Farmington, and Dodge County

Everyday he gives crap to DJ
That the T-hawks are way overrated
He says we’re all fools and that Lakeville North rules
And now he’s the forum’s most hated
Last year they didn’t lose a game but their schedule was lame
Yet he compares that team to the best ever
Of course they were good but nobody sane would
Confuse them with the Hornets team led by Tom Nevers

North got good really fast and of course it will last
At least that’s what Satsy is thinkin’
But the worm may just turn and Ol’ Satsy will learn
That the only constant in his life is his drinkin’
Take time to enjoy your shiny new toy
Because the winds of hockey talent are fickle
For when the recruits start to roam and they find a new home
Trash-talking Satsy will be in a pickle

Just plain dumb. Way too much time on your hands clearly.

east hockey wrote:

elliott70 wrote:

BodyShots wrote:Somebody's really pushing for that 10,000th post!

I am closer to 20,000. The VIP's wiped out a bunch when they crashed this dang place.
I think Bobber was the only one to get his numbers restored.

Hey. We told you what it would cost to restore posts. You decided to be cheap.

Lee

Well, Jamie Fraser is my 5th great grandfather.

Sats81 wrote:

rainier wrote:Here's another song to add to the fun. Sing it to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

At a bar in Lakeville chugging cans of Old Swill
Is know-it-all blowhard named Satsy
He’ll tell you what winners do and likely insult ya too
In a manner that’s angry and sassy
If you dis-agree with him things will quickly turn grim
As the anger and veiled threats start flyin’
If you say one bad thing ‘bout his favorite hockey team
His comebacks will send ya home cryin’

Just a few years ago his favorite team they did blow
As they could barely beat single A Hibbing
Now thanks to recruiting and his tips on puck shooting
The Panthers find themselves winning
Some people say that section 1 double A
Is not a talent-rich bounty
But what do they know of the murderer’s row
Made up of Century, Farmington, and Dodge County

Everyday he gives crap to DJ
That the T-hawks are way overrated
He says we’re all fools and that Lakeville North rules
And now he’s the forum’s most hated
Last year they didn’t lose a game but their schedule was lame
Yet he compares that team to the best ever
Of course they were good but nobody sane would
Confuse them with the Hornets team led by Tom Nevers

North got good really fast and of course it will last
At least that’s what Satsy is thinkin’
But the worm may just turn and Ol’ Satsy will learn
That the only constant in his life is his drinkin’
Take time to enjoy your shiny new toy
Because the winds of hockey talent are fickle
For when the recruits start to roam and they find a new home
Trash-talking Satsy will be in a pickle

Just plain dumb. Way too much time on your hands clearly.

C'mon, you didn't laugh a little? And you have twice as many posts as I do in the same amount of time, so maybe I'm not the one with too much time on my hands.

east hockey wrote:

elliott70 wrote:

east hockey wrote: Wait until we start deleting your oldest posts as you get closer. Will be fun to watch you race toward the milestone only to allllllmost reach it and then we pull it further back.

Lee

You think you're fast enough, boy.
I am the Sharon Stone of the hockey 'bored'.

Just don't uncross and recross your legs in front of us. That's all we ask.

Lee

Wrong movie.