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2011 Summer Mini Mite AAA League
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:21 pm
by Towelie
Are you ready for your 5 and 6 year olds to get competitive?
Are you ready to watch your kid go end to end and score?
Are you ready to shell out oodles of money?
NOW YOU CAN !!!
Introducing a league for the best mini mites in the state.
- 42 games
- 6 tournaments
- 0 practices
If your kid needs a skate walker....we don't want him.
:lol:
Re: 2011 Summer Mini Mite AAA League
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:25 pm
by MnMade-4-Life
Towelie wrote: ... If your kid needs a skate walker....we don't want him.
completely unfair, my niece will be completely shut out from this. She will never re-coop this time loss before she hits the national U10 training program.
I demand satisfaction!!!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:52 pm
by HockeyDad41
IBTL!
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:57 pm
by Ugottobekiddingme
Towlie...your assistance is required on the Tier one high school forum discussion....it's in aisle 6...Thank you.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:58 pm
by Pinky
Dido HD41,
However, sadly his joke has probably been attempted.
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:47 pm
by blindref
I hear Edina has one helluva kindergarten class this year.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:02 am
by YouthHockeyDad
Why wait until mini-mites? I have developed an in-utero hockey training program for pregnant women. It all starts with my special audio CD that plays great scoring plays, big hits, and chalk talk for your unborn child. Just buy my special belly headphones and play this on a loop while your expecting mother sleeps.
I am also working on a method of freezing amniotic fluid so your fetus can get a head start on their skating. It will have to be barefoot at first, but they need to condition those feet to ice at some point.
Don't let your fetus fall behind. In no time your unborn will be trying out for that AAA mini-mite team, and can use the leg up!
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:46 am
by MnMade-4-Life
YouthHockeyDad wrote:Why wait until mini-mites? I have developed an in-utero hockey training program for pregnant women. It all starts with my special audio CD that plays great scoring plays, big hits, and chalk talk for your unborn child. Just buy my special belly headphones and play this on a loop while your expecting mother sleeps.
I am also working on a method of freezing amniotic fluid so your fetus can get a head start on their skating. It will have to be barefoot at first, but they need to condition those feet to ice at some point.
Don't let your fetus fall behind. In no time your unborn will be trying out for that AAA mini-mite team, and can use the leg up!
brilliant!!
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:34 am
by Little King
YouthHockeyDad wrote:Why wait until mini-mites? I have developed an in-utero hockey training program for pregnant women. It all starts with my special audio CD that plays great scoring plays, big hits, and chalk talk for your unborn child. Just buy my special belly headphones and play this on a loop while your expecting mother sleeps.
I am also working on a method of freezing amniotic fluid so your fetus can get a head start on their skating. It will have to be barefoot at first, but they need to condition those feet to ice at some point.
Don't let your fetus fall behind. In no time your unborn will be trying out for that AAA mini-mite team, and can use the leg up!
YouthHockeyDad for Prez!!!!!.... of my association.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:07 pm
by Night Train
Not to be sexist, or sexual, but, one thing I've seen is the Edina dads picked their wives wrong. I've never seen more tiny little hockey players, on good teams, in my whole life. I mean really small. Need to mix some big strong farmer stock into that gene pool. Love the 105 pound wife but she didn't help produce much of a hockey player. Genetics. Got dads good hands but could have used some different breeding stock.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:27 pm
by InTheKnow
Night Train wrote:Not to be sexist, or sexual, but, one thing I've seen is the Edina dads picked their wives wrong. I've never seen more tiny little hockey players, on good teams, in my whole life. I mean really small. Need to mix some big strong farmer stock into that gene pool. Love the 105 pound wife but she didn't help produce much of a hockey player. Genetics. Got dads good hands but could have used some different breeding stock.
Ya, that must be why the program has really struggled over years.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:35 pm
by Little King
Night Train wrote:Not to be sexist, or sexual, but, one thing I've seen is the Edina dads picked their wives wrong. I've never seen more tiny little hockey players, on good teams, in my whole life. I mean really small. Need to mix some big strong farmer stock into that gene pool. Love the 105 pound wife but she didn't help produce much of a hockey player. Genetics. Got dads good hands but could have used some different breeding stock.
"That was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone, in this room, is now dumber, for having listened to it. I award you NO points."
I'm not from Edina, and also do not like them.... but my dislike is out of respect for what they accomplish year after year after year..... You can take pot shots at the parents all you want, but leave the kids out of it.
Take your grudge, that you are living through your child, because he, or she lost a game to Edina, and head back to the basement.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:51 pm
by MnMade-4-Life
Little King wrote:Night Train wrote:Not to be sexist, or sexual, but, one thing I've seen is the Edina dads picked their wives wrong. I've never seen more tiny little hockey players, on good teams, in my whole life. I mean really small. Need to mix some big strong farmer stock into that gene pool. Love the 105 pound wife but she didn't help produce much of a hockey player. Genetics. Got dads good hands but could have used some different breeding stock.
"That was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone, in this room, is now dumber, for having listened to it. I award you NO points."
I'm not from Edina, and also do not like them.... but my dislike is out of respect for what they accomplish year after year after year..... You can take pot shots at the parents all you want, but leave the kids out of it.
Take your grudge, that you are living through your child, because he, or she lost a game to Edina, and head back to the basement.
whoooooa there ... this entire post is making light of the hockey culture. It's nice to be able to laugh once a while. Please don't ruin it. :-/
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:00 pm
by Night Train
I'm not from Edina, and also do not like them....
Why are you a baby then? You obviously haven't seen many of their top teams play recently have you? I have. Several of their best players, and I do mean several, are very small. Just saying. Sorry for my attempt at adding humor.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:02 pm
by Night Train
Little King
Maybe you're little and overly sensitive on the subject.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:13 pm
by MnMade-4-Life
Night Train wrote:I'm not from Edina, and also do not like them....
Why are you a baby then? You obviously haven't seen many of their top teams play recently have you? I have. Several of their best players, and I do mean several, are very small. Just saying. Sorry for my attempt at adding humor.
I thought it was funny ... how do the kids say it ... U funE lol lmao hahaha
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:36 pm
by RsmtMoose
I found some humor in it too, just maybe not call out any particular location. My 5’2”, 115 lb Mite didn’t get his size from me. One must think of these things early on or just desire tall woman.
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:05 pm
by Little King
Night Train wrote:I'm not from Edina, and also do not like them....
Why are you a baby then? You obviously haven't seen many of their top teams play recently have you? I have. Several of their best players, and I do mean several, are very small. Just saying. Sorry for my attempt at adding humor.
I've seen all their top team play. Can the kids help thier size? But you come on here and poke fun at it? Stay classy!!!!
Your mom is calling you for dinner.... You better run up stairs
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:37 pm
by karl(east)
Have we really turned a humorous and harmless topic into petty name-calling? Sigh.
