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Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:04 pm
by Cornbread
Were's our bailout money when you need it! - She put herself up for auction.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:34 pm
by elliott70
Can we see apicture of this woman?
I highly doubt she has that sort of value.


:D

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:37 pm
by Govs93
$10k? Please.

One look at me and I'm sure I could get her for a Taco Supreme and a bottle of Boone's Farm Sangria.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:20 pm
by Indians forever
She is all that, besides it is part of the bailout package. you know to STIMULATE the economy.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:41 pm
by Cornbread
elliott70 wrote:Can we see apicture of this woman?
I highly doubt she has that sort of value.


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your choice of pic to look at.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coolsammy/863573044/

http://sites.evc.net/wta/Maria_Sharapov ... 2004_3.jpg

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:12 pm
by EREmpireStrikesBack
I would recommend the first gallery. The 2nd might not quite be family friendly enough for the bored, but I'm not the one to judge (yet at least).

If I had 10k, I'd definitely spend it for her. Where'd ya get the story about her auction?

:idea:

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:16 pm
by sinbin006
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:I would recommend the first gallery. The 2nd might not quite be family friendly enough for the bored, but I'm not the one to judge (yet at least).

If I had 10k, I'd definitely spend it for her. Where'd ya get the story about her auction?

:idea:
HERE.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:44 am
by elliott70
Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.



:D

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:38 pm
by EREmpireStrikesBack
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.



:D
She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

:idea:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:42 pm
by Govs93
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.



:D
She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

:idea:
Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're dragging your tongue all over the court.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:47 pm
by OGEE OGELTHORPE
Govs93 wrote:
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.



:D
She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

:idea:
Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're dragging

your tongue all over the court.
I think her grunting would do him in.

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:49 pm
by Neutron 14
OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
I think her grunting would do him in.
I think her grunting could do any of us in.... :wink:

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:41 pm
by elliott70
EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:
elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.



:D
She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.

:idea:
Darth,
She would get on the court and I would look her in the eye and she would melt.
She may beat me in tennis but no place else.

:D

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:42 pm
by elliott70
And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.


:D

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:42 pm
by Can't Never Tried
elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.


:D
You get your racket restrung or something? :P

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:59 pm
by EREmpireStrikesBack
elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.


:D
Gonna seizure or stroke?

:idea: