Maria Sharapova could be yours for a cool $10,000
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:04 pm
Were's our bailout money when you need it! - She put herself up for auction.
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your choice of pic to look at.elliott70 wrote:Can we see apicture of this woman?
I highly doubt she has that sort of value.
HERE.EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:I would recommend the first gallery. The 2nd might not quite be family friendly enough for the bored, but I'm not the one to judge (yet at least).
If I had 10k, I'd definitely spend it for her. Where'd ya get the story about her auction?
She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.
Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're dragging your tongue all over the court.EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.
I think her grunting would do him in.Govs93 wrote:Tough to hit a screaming forehand down the line when you're draggingEREmpireStrikesBack wrote:She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.
your tongue all over the court.
I think her grunting could do any of us in....OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
I think her grunting would do him in.
Darth,EREmpireStrikesBack wrote:She can play Elliott, I think you'd be a goner.elliott70 wrote:Just another pretty face.
Can she play tennis?
I mean for $10K I would want some competition.
You get your racket restrung or something?elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.
Gonna seizure or stroke?elliott70 wrote:And believe she would learn a new form of grunting.