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Best Bumper Stickers
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:40 am
by ap4mvp
I saw one the other day that I thought was kind of funny:
Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:45 am
by Can't Never Tried
One I liked

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:01 am
by WendyClark
I really like this one

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:33 pm
by Charliedog
My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.
"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:20 pm
by ap4mvp
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:07 pm
by Can't Never Tried
Here's another.

the one on the right!

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:10 am
by PASTRAPIDSFAN
Charliedog wrote:My all time favorite that I saw years ago in Texas.
"SEX AFTER 60 IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE"
This one is great
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:40 pm
by hockeyfan95
a good one I saw a while ago:
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:24 pm
by hawkfan70
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:49 pm
by Duluth 4
i saw one and it was: i *heart* t-bagging.. but the heart was upside down with little prickers.

Where's TomASS?
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:25 pm
by Truthbetold
“ saw Mrs. TomASS, she said he is driving her crazy and is like a little boy on the outside looking in of a candy store.
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:49 pm
by ap4mvp
Another one I saw:
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:19 pm
by PuckTime
I thought this was fitting for the "bored":
NEVER MISS A GOOD
CHANCE TO SHUT UP
Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:50 pm
by pipersniper12
STRAIGHT PRIDE
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:46 pm
by SB24
With an attitude like that we'll never get Piazza to the Twins
*oops- wrong thread*
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:32 pm
by EREmpireStrikesBack
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:23 pm
by Gov78
Here's two of them.
Got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
Beer, helping white people dance since the 1890s
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:27 pm
by GopherWild
Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:51 pm
by TTpuckster
On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)
Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:32 pm
by PuckTime
TTpuckster wrote:On the bumper sticker of a car I was following.
(I'll assume it was Gene)
Gene's radiatior shop.
Best place in town to take a leak.
This one isn't a bumper sticker, but yours reminded me of a business card I once saw from a local Septic Service company:
"WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS"
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:59 pm
by tomASS
GopherWild wrote:Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:02 pm
by tomASS
I still chuckle at this one

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:03 pm
by EREmpireStrikesBack
tomASS wrote:GopherWild wrote:Here's one of my favorites.
DARE to keep Cops off doughnuts.
That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.

You got that right.

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:53 pm
by GopherWild
I saw 1 that said:
Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal.
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:57 am
by Mr. McTabish
tomASS wrote:That will get you a minimum of a ticket in Elk River and they might hold you over for questioning. They don't take kind to those type of jokes.

Elk River cops are
mean. Talk about the epitome of police that have nothing better to do than harrass kids.