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How to drive a woman crazy!
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:44 pm
by theref
I just recently found out how to drive a woman crazy, I mean absolutely up the wall, Dominik Hasek when he use to throw his blocker at people - type of crazy.
Put a ring on her finger and call her your wife!
haha, sometimes I kill myself, just wish I was a little more succesful on days like today.
To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Re: How to drive a woman crazy!
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:50 pm
by Govs93
theref wrote:To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Here's one...
Run.
Re: How to drive a woman crazy!
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:01 pm
by Can't Never Tried
theref wrote:I just recently found out how to drive a woman crazy, I mean absolutely up the wall, Dominik Hasek when he use to throw his blocker at people - type of crazy.
Put a ring on her finger and call her your wife!
haha, sometimes I kill myself, just wish I was a little more succesful on days like today.
To all the married men out there, here is a newbie to the group that could use some words of encouragement!
Good luck!
Learn to say I'm sorry and mean it!
I have surpassed my single years with married years...not sure what that means
but it means a long time!!!
Read my post in the "I love You" Thread and tell me in a year if it ain't true!
All I can say is that it will be the hardest, yet most rewarding thing you'll ever do..it's a labor of love, more labor then love mind you
and then pretty soon it's just the labor part
Yes means NO!, and so does Maybe. NO means no of course!
Kids will be the fun part after about 6 years..cause then you'll be at the rink with them all the time.
What's funny is, if my wife read this, she would just do this
and say whatever! not worth getting mad at each other anymore.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:09 pm
by NumberCruncher
Pff. Women ....
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:03 pm
by Can't Never Tried
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:56 pm
by Govs93
That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...
How do you turn your dishwahser into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel
Please don't tell my wife I said that.
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:01 pm
by Can't Never Tried
Govs93 wrote:
That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...
How do you turn your dishwahser into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel
Please don't tell my wife I said that.
Or when you get home from the bar and she angrily asks "where were you?" you say "at the bar shopping for new appliances"...
Of course you are already on your way to the couch anyway as a saftey precaution.
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:49 pm
by elliott70
Congratulations!
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:07 pm
by theref
Thank you good sir. How is life outside the major hockey season? I say major because I'm never off the ice for that long, so it's just a lull compared to winter.
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:47 pm
by elliott70
theref wrote:Thank you good sir. How is life outside the major hockey season? I say major because I'm never off the ice for that long, so it's just a lull compared to winter.
Baseball season.
At the fields 6 nights out of 7.
State next week -hope toadvance to the 8 state regions and perhaps beyond.
1 strong team to beat at state and 1 strong team to beat in regions (that I judge as perhaps more talented than us).
Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:58 pm
by Neutron 14
Elloitt, Elliott, Elliott. With a thread title like this, and your literary skill, I was hoping for a little more enlightenment.
If you please.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:30 am
by theref
Well good luck to you, hope you kick some butt.