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6,439th post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:31 pm
by slapshooter
Yeah, while "Up for Grabs" surpasses some 43,000,
The "viewers" are viewing the whiners carousin' !
Dyin' for someone to beat the SP
DS,
Must be real tough, swimmin' in mud!
Fairmont and Prior Lake know how it feels,
Dodge City and AHA brought in the "wheels" !
And shut 'em both out 22 to nothin',
While the "Great
ne " digested more English muffin' !
Detroit Lakes/Park Rapids, got nothin' resolved,
A 0-0 tie, another Section 8A brawl!
Shakopee must learn, to listen to me,
So New Prague won't beat 'em, 11 - 3!
Greenway got nothin', to Blue Jackets 9,
And when Roseau beat Warroad, the phobics said fine!
Rams put in 5, and Warriors did 3,
Too bad it wasn't, on state wide TV !
CDH beat Blake, no real surprise,
But when East beat Superior, all posters rise!
In a 6-5 victory, Centennial did roll,
Over poor ol' Coon Rapids, took quite a toll!
SSP found out, oh yeah, in a hurry,
just what I meant, by the flurry of Hill/ Murray!
Who padded their "stats" and had loads o' fun!
Crunching their neighbors, 11-1!
Not much they could say, not much they could do,
Just like when Fairbault, won by 11-2!
Mankato East, sure shoulda' listened,
Because of Fairbault, there's a "win that they're missin' !
And with CEC and Edina, chalkin' up more wins,
It's more "Up for Grabs", than ever, again!
Who'll be the ones, to take home the prize ?
It's not easy to tell, with SP
DS in your eyes!
Who're playin' against East Side, comin' right up !
Postin' another "win" , while on "brots' we will "sup" !
Sharpening their "teeth", 'cause come Saturday!
Centennial finds out, why I say what I say!
S
S (...a legend in his
wn MI
ND ...)
Re: 6,427th post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:04 pm
by grindiangrad-80
Irishmans Shanty wrote:grindiangrad-80 wrote:
I'll be pullin' for GR and The Spuds from here on out. I'm gonna get my seat on the train before they're all takin.

You need to get yourself a seat on this!

I am in. Do they walk the plank on this cruise?
M0 like 'dis
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:27 pm
by Morris Wanchuk
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:19 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
Neutron 14 wrote:
Might be a good idea in the event of the inevitable.
chugga-chugga
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:26 pm
by Morris Wanchuk
THEY CANT BE STOPPED!!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:30 pm
by Neutron 14
6,455th post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:41 pm
by slapshooter
Irishman Shanty's Crookston Pirates "Chances" !
S8)S
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:54 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
History does not dispute you.
But I got a feeling about this one.
The Fleet is assembling game by game:
Sloop St. Louis Park: acquired 12/29/06
Galleon Greenwave: acquired 1/9/07
Frigate Fargo: acquired 1/18/07
Schooner Laker: acquired 1/16/07
Caravel Kittson: acquired 1/30/07
The flagship is yet to be nabbed!
6,456th post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:42 pm
by slapshooter
Slappy hit #1 in England in 1980 ...
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:25 am
by Stitch Lips
Slappathiah ... you are inspired by the "brot"en, as in Shack heel O' Neal {broten}
even though your son "Jay North" (aka "Dennis the Menace") has connections with ole Hank (Ketchup'em) ... cutting the mustard isn't like cutting the cheese: Willy-Nilly Junior would have dominated the class of 2015 if only they had offered hockey ...
Imagine there's no heaven ... it's easy if you try.
No help ... below us ... above us only sky.
February is the time for "Up for Grabs" to become reality. If CBS Records (i.e. the "Record Plant") utilized it's Epic label and signed you before Mr. Kelgren died ... there would be No Prisoners with Carmine Appice, Simon Kirke, Ron Wood and Ringo Starr.
Slappy ... you of all people know better than to "lien" on those whose ancestors cost you a game or two in "Dilute" Minny-soda durenburger the private tourney-mint.
Tony Lane and Boo Mitchell didn't do you well with their design. Gregg Parker, Donnell Hagen, Craig Gruber, Willie Bass and Ollie Brown did okay.
You definately "Sailed On" when you "Given Up on Love" because "Sister Madness" wouldn't admit she didn't have "Ain't No Money" because she was "Checkin' It out".
Baby Don't you cry because you're "Hungry Love" didn't amount to a hill of "Dreams" when the "Lonely Rider" "Just Got Back"
What a b_tch it can be
To find your Love's been stranded
In the troubled sea ./
Slappy ... please tell me..
tell me...
Tell me how you dance across
The street lookin' so fine
When demons all around you
Are laying down the vibe
Just one time I'd like to hear
What you might have to say
The secrets bound to you
Unfold the smile on your face
Are we going to see you and your exploits on YouTube in the near future?
I think so.
Only Time will tell
Asia.
This so-called Lien you are referring to has his roots in the farmyard of barnyards of Norlon's and George Polacks as in Lech Walesa's motherland.
You know ... the guy with myopia who cost you a date with St. Paul Hill back in the "hey-day" of yore.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:16 am
by Neutron 14
--------The "Great
ne "-------
"Just like he said" after 6 failed attempts at the title...

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:50 am
by packerboy
One of the greatest of all of The Great Ones, Neut.
But no greater then our own slapshooter who continues to use this thread to attempt to mask his true intentions which are to build a platform to board the Spud train as he
"Grabs" a ride to St Paul.
Any loss by the Spuds will be deemed a "fluke" by this master of deception as he posts about whats
"Up" with other teams supposedly
"for" our benefit.
The train wreck will happen again no matter what and this is what will happen to that goofey spining brain:

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:10 am
by Neutron 14
That was good PB, but your "Homer brain" is hilarious!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:21 am
by State Champ 97
I think I have developed a dislike for pictures of trains. And I am not a spud hater.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:21 am
by packerboy
Yah, when I saw the "Homer brain" I went "Oh perfect" .
But this imposter slapshooter guy needs to be watched like a hawk.
I wil be keeping an eye on him in my new disguise:
He will never know its me.
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:24 am
by Neutron 14
packerboy wrote:Yah, when I saw the "Homer brain" I went "Oh perfect" .
But this imposter slapshooter guy needs to watched like a hawk.
I wil be keeping an eye on him in my new disguise:
He will never know its me.
He won't spudspectacle a thing....
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:21 pm
by packerboy
Well boys we havent had a song for a while so lets get the joint rockin.
Its called "Eye of The Potato-Survivor" and it goes a little sumthin like this:
Risin "Up" back on the tracks
Lost 6 times took some chances
Went "for" it all in St Paul, had a train wreck
Just a Spud and his will to survive
Six darn times , it happens so fast
One bad call , cant "Grab(s)" first place glory
Just "Out of Their Grasp" is the nightmare of the past
Hard to keep any of our dreams still alive
Its the eye of the potato
We got creamed in the fight
Gettin killed by the Catholics arrival
And the last known survivor posts mostly at night
And He's watchin us all
With the eye of the potato
DAH..DAH DAH DAH....DAH DAH DAAAAH
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:23 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
There are a couple of givens in Moorhead come March.
1. The smell of the air when the wind direction and temp. are just right.
2. The other one
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:26 pm
by Neutron 14
Irishmans Shanty wrote:
There are a couple of givens in Moorhead come March.
1. The smell of the air when the wind direction and temp. are just right.
2. The other one
Tough to beet that one...

slappy exposed!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:33 pm
by Snake Vigilante
mah-self ditched sum resurge 'an foundz out dat slip-barbarella 'an ole stench breath r da same guyz.
in udder werdZ ---
staunch lippy republican = slapshouter = video vince = boozebuddy
mah-self'z resurge suggests gist dat.
da cat iz out uv da cradle.
da gig iz up
da tooth remainz dat ---

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the exact same person
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:47 pm
by Ram Hockey
Irishmans Shanty wrote:
There are a couple of givens in Moorhead come March.
1. The smell of the air when the wind direction and temp. are just right.
2. The other one
The other one would be the Spuds bringing out their golf clubs!
6,459th post bybvSS sinvce Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:37 pm
by slapshooter
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:12 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
6,462nd post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:09 pm
by slapshooter
Re: 6,456th post by SS since Feb 27th 2002
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:31 pm
by Irishmans Shanty
slapshooter wrote:
'cause they were always playin' "ketchup" if you read the radar!
This ain't gonna "cut the mustard" I said to myself, and hence,
another "brot" !
Yes, this needs to be addressed.
Scoring by period
1st: -12
2nd: -12
3rd: -1
OT: -1
Pirates Code:"He who falls behind, stays behind" Cap'n Jack Sparrow