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Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemiex and Steve Yzerman all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemiex "Mario what do yo beleive in?" <br>"I beleive hockeys is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history" <br>To that god says "take the seat to my left and Steve what do you beleive in?" <br>"I beleive bravery is the best" <br>To that god says "take the seat to my right and Wayne what do you beleive in?" <br>"I beleive you’re sitting in my seat"<br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... runchitize me captian</A> at: 3/5/06 10:28 pm<br></i>

thats preety good <p></p><i></i>

These are all good. Keep them coming. <p></p><i></i>

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.<br><br>Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some idiet wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.<br><br>Later the manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"<br><br>"Canada, sir," the boy replied.<br><br>"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.<br><br>The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."<br><br>"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!"<br><br>The boy replied, "No way??? Who did she play for?" <p></p><i></i>

uhh...not funny <p></p><i></i>

yea really, that one wasnt that good. but still keep em coming <p></p><i></i>

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest hockey fans in Canada. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed hockey history during the summer and they pored over every score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was hockey in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Canuck victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob, is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it's me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there hockey in heaven?" "Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well the good news is that yes there is hockey in heaven." "Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?" "You're playing in goal tomorrow night." <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> hahaha thats pretty good<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Poor bastardd. <p>-TWM22</p><i></i>

he wingman what do u think of tony villnevae <p></p><i></i>

i dont get hockeysense's joke?????<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

He's my idol, I wanna grow up and name my kids after him.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>-TWM22</p><i></i>

Haha, yes it took me a while to get hendy's second joke but I got it. This topic was a good Idea. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... Maker12</A> at: 3/27/06 10:25 am<br></i>

I love crunchitize me captian's joke it's just expresses the rich cakeeaters over in Edina so well<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

Whats the best thing to come out of Warroad????<br><br>Highway 11 <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

crunchatize me capn's joke was about wayne gretzky <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p100.ezboard.com/bmnhs.showUserP ... rrito13</A> at: 3/27/06 3:22 pm<br></i>

I like the fact that he has believe spelled wrong 6 times in one post <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>hurt my eyes to read <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>otherwise it was pretty funny<br><br> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

yes very funny<br> <p></p><i></i>

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7 year old hockey players aside and asked, Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. So," the coach continued, "I am sure you know, when a penalty is called, you should not argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a jackass. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, its not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb jerk, is it? Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother..."

these are supposed to be jokes, not true stories.....

Two men decide to go ice fishing. They find a likely spot and start to drill a hole. A booming voice comes down from above, "There's no fish there." Startled, they move to another spot only to hear the same voice, "There's no fish there." They move to a third spot and the same thing happens, "There's no fish there." One of the men says, "Who is that?" A reply comes back, "The rink manager."

College Hockey Joke......

The year is 2050. In a tragic accident, Coach Lucia passes away. While in heaven God is walking down Coaches Lane with Don, leading him to his home in heaven. As they make there way down the road they pass lovely home after home. They pass one in particular with 15 bedrooms, lovely yard and a huge Michigan flag waiving in the yeard, this house belongs to Red Berenson. The next house they come upon is a 20 bedroom estate with a huge Wisconsin flag flying in the front yard, with a huge Badger trimmed into the shrubs, clearly this home belong to Badger Bob Johnson. As God and Coach Lucia make there way down the road Don is getting impatient, waiting to see his home. As the turn the corner, God walks Don up to a house. Its a very modest 5 bedroom home with a Gopher flag flying and yard that is in need of a cut. Don is a bit confussed. As he looks across the street he sees a 50 bedroom mansion, a driveway of gold, and the biggest Sioux flag flying in the breeze. There are statues of former greats, Parise, Toews, Belfour, etc....
Don ask, "Why in the world does coach Hakstol get such a nice house?"
God laughs before he replies, "THAT IS MY HOUSE!"

Too bad god had to spend a fortune changing all the logos in the house to the Fighting Flickertails logo.

MN_Hcky_Coach wrote:Too bad god had to spend a fortune changing all the logos in the house to the Fighting Flickertails logo.

No NCAA in heaven.....Sioux forever!!!!