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<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>You must be one of Chuck Norris' offspring. Not Dakota, but the other one... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion <p></p><i></i>

thats true... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>there'd be no hockey if the water wasn't FROZEN</p><i></i>

Those Jack Bauer one's were great, I've never heard them before. <p></p><i></i>

* Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.<br> <p>97X...BAM!!!...The future of Rock-n-Roll.</p><i></i>

these are pretty funny!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

Happy 66th Birthday to Chuck Norris! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>When Chuck Norris blows out his birthday candles, BEWARE OF TORNADOES!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :smokin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smokin.gif ALT=":smokin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>The Puck – aka: The self-proclaimed People’s Champion<br></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>When Chuck Norris blows out his birthday candles<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>On his last birthday, when he blew out his candles, it blew on the candles on <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>my</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> cake....ten days later.<br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005<br>Egomaniac since 2006</p><i></i>

Oh man <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Is Lee trying to make up his own random Chuck Norris facts? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT="8o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls</p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Is Lee trying to make up his own random Chuck Norris facts?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>At least <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>mine</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> is original. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Lee <p>____________<br>Message Board arsonist since 2005<br>Egomaniac since 2006</p><i></i>

Chuck Norris can count to Pi on his fingers. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

He's counted to infinity twice<br><br>He lost his virginity before his dad<br> <p></p><i></i>

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris signs up for beginner karate classes so he can "accidentally" kick the %#$* out of little kids

News Flash: Scientists have recently determined the amount of energy released from the big bang. Coincidently, this value is 1 ChNRK (1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). Researchers are unable to convert the amount into Joules because computers can't go that high.

Waht would happen if chuck norris tried to kill himself????????????

when chuck norris visited a poisonous snake farm last year he got bit a king cobra five hours later the snake died.

chuck norris dosn't wear a watch know why cause he decides what time it is.

theres more where that came from.