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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:54 pm
by HOCKEYPUCK2
falcons89 wrote:Golfreak glad to see you stepped up to the plate and said what all of AL believes and thinks. You must be the only man in that town. :P You must be proud of all of your offspring on that AL hockey team. :shock:
I have from the beginning, said ALBERT LEA will dominate this section and destroy all challengers. We will be the only team from this section that plays in the EXCELL. I am the Man. :twisted:

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:45 pm
by Twinnesota
HOCKEYPUCK2 wrote:
falcons89 wrote:Golfreak glad to see you stepped up to the plate and said what all of AL believes and thinks. You must be the only man in that town. :P You must be proud of all of your offspring on that AL hockey team. :shock:
I have from the beginning, said ALBERT LEA will dominate this section and destroy all challengers. We will be the only team from this section that plays in the EXCELL. I am the Man. :twisted:
You are the MANiac... :P
T
:lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:45 am
by falcons89
HOCKEYPUCK2 wrote:
falcons89 wrote:Golfreak glad to see you stepped up to the plate and said what all of AL believes and thinks. You must be the only man in that town. :P You must be proud of all of your offspring on that AL hockey team. :shock:
I have from the beginning, said ALBERT LEA will dominate this section and destroy all challengers. We will be the only team from this section that plays in the EXCELL. I am the Man. :twisted:
You are inbreeding gone bad. Really bad. But, I am sure your mama still loves you.

Faribault is the greatest.

RSI is a forfeit more honorable than a spanking? :D

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:41 am
by RSI
falcons89 wrote:RSI is a forfeit more honorable than a spanking? :D
FORFEIT < SPANKING
Less honorable, please note my :wink: after my suggested forfeit. I put that there to indicate my insincerity :wink: .
I know Faribo isn't known for their education system, but please try and keep up. It really takes a lot out of the humor when you have to explain it... :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:19 pm
by golfreak
I can assure you that I have no offspring on the AL girls team. RSI can verify that for me.

I just don't see Austin having much. I think that Faribault could be good, but they just don't seem to win the games that they have to.

I see AL as a very solid, deep team with very good goaltending and coaching. Christensen is only going to get better, Klick is a very nice compliment to her with her strong defensive play. Look for Gackstetter to step up the scoring big time next year. I just don't see how this team doesn't get to the show.

Sorry Falcons after all of those kind, and I'm sure sincere words that you said about me. :roll:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:08 am
by RSI
I can assure you that I have no offspring on the AL girls team. RSI can verify that for me.
It's a fact, Golfreak has no offspring on the AL team. Not yet anyway :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:13 am
by tigerpower
you know jet... if your daughter decides she wants to go to state her senior year AL would love to have her and I'm sure she would have no problems making friends here either... :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:24 am
by RSI
tigerpower wrote:you know jet... if your daughter decides she wants to go to state her senior year AL would love to have her and I'm sure she would have no problems making friends here either... :wink:
T'Power, long time no hear from.

April 1st is right around the corner jet, you better get on that - :wink:

She could be the answer to a trivia question. I can see it now...
Name the player to lead 2 different teams to State in consecutive years?
A. Natalie Darwitz
B. Jet's daughter
C. Winny Brodt
D. Krissy Wendell

According to peto it was an awesome experience, why not do it 2 years in a row? :lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:38 am
by falcons89
Jet, your daughter would fit into the schemes at Faribault better. Wouldn't it be fun to send AL home early, in sections, two years in a row.

Which player, ended AL's season early, two years in a row, on two different teams?
A. Wayne Gretzky
B. Brett Hull
C. Jet's Daughter
D. Martin Brodeur

April 1 deadline doesn't bother me, I know Jet has no problem moving to play quality hockey. There are some great lake homes in Faribault. :D

AL, you guys are kind of in good spirits, considering the spanking deadline is approaching. Found a goalie yet? Like it matters. :P :P

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:04 pm
by tigerpower
Jet of course it is very important to make your family as comfortable as possible in their new home but wouldn't it also be nice for YOU to be comfortable also?

why drive forty-five minutes to work will you only would have to drive twenty? you would get to sleep in that extra twenty-five minutes... plus our walmart is better...

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:58 pm
by RSI
falcons89 wrote:your daughter would fit into the schemes at Faribault better.
I'm not so sure about that, I don't think I've ever seen her push the net off in order to get a goal disallowed. :lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:42 pm
by Twinnesota
RSI wrote:
falcons89 wrote:your daughter would fit into the schemes at Faribault better.
I'm not so sure about that, I don't think I've ever seen her push the net off in order to get a goal disallowed. :lol:
Or scream and holler about the refs ALWAYS being the reason for the loss.
T :roll:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:52 pm
by jetjock
Due to the high level of hockey committment in Austin. Let the bidding begin..... All offers will be seriously considered. :D

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:17 pm
by Twinnesota
jetjock wrote:Due to the high level of hockey committment in Austin. Let the bidding begin..... All offers will be seriously considered. :D
Does high level of hockey "commitment" mean that the Austin parents and team members are institutionalized, or should be? :D :D

T

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:13 pm
by falcons89
RSI wrote:
falcons89 wrote:your daughter would fit into the schemes at Faribault better.
I'm not so sure about that, I don't think I've ever seen her push the net off in order to get a goal disallowed. :lol:
Maybe AL should learn this trick before Sunday. :D But really you can not push the net off 15 times in a game. :P :P

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:17 pm
by falcons89
Twinnesota wrote:
jetjock wrote:Due to the high level of hockey committment in Austin. Let the bidding begin..... All offers will be seriously considered. :D
Does high level of hockey "commitment" mean that the Austin parents and team members are institutionalized, or should be? :D :D

T
Answer: All of the above. Most are institutionalized, and those that are not, should be.

Where have all of the Austin fans disappeared to. Oh yea, thats right, we will hear from them in another 25 years, when they have another winning team. :lol: :P :P

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:22 pm
by OLYMPIA
That's kind of funny, falcons89 ripping on Austin, but where are the Faribault fans? Falcons89 seems to be the only 1.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:57 pm
by falcons89
I rip on everyone sweetheart. I am larger than life. I am the ultimate Faribault hockey fan. What city would neeed more fans than me? :D

So OLYMPIA, I take it, you are a closet Austin fan. Any predictions?
Are you ready to hand the section 1 title over to Albert Lea?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:57 pm
by jetjock
RSI wrote:
Get this... I was at Braemar yesterday and one of the parents from Hopkins told me that he has visited the 1A page. He complimented (I think it was a compliment??) us on our sense of humor, but he wanted to know what's with that ZAMBONI guy???
I can top that. I intercepted an email from my father in law to my wife. He lives in Arkansas and is a huge fan of Section 1A forum. It gives him a good chuckle every day. He is a faithful follower. You know what that means. WE ARE NATIONAL. Sweet. :shock: This could be the beginning of Hockey in Arkansas or does it mean he can relate to AL. :D

But then again, he finds Falcons89 and RSI very humorous. He thinks they are like two brothers who can not get along. Attack one of them and they both turn on you. Leave them alone and they will argue all day.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:09 pm
by Twinnesota
OLYMPIA wrote:That's kind of funny, falcons89 ripping on Austin, but where are the Faribault fans? Falcons89 seems to be the only 1.
Falcons89 (affectionately known to me as Buzzard89) is the ONLY hockey fan in FB that can type, let alone read, write, spell, and cipher...and we are not sure that he doesn't dictate to a surrogate. :lol: :lol:

T

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:06 pm
by OLYMPIA
falcons89 wrote:I rip on everyone sweetheart. I am larger than life. I am the ultimate Faribault hockey fan. What city would neeed more fans than me? :D

So OLYMPIA, I take it, you are a closet Austin fan. Any predictions?
Are you ready to hand the section 1 title over to Albert Lea?
Sorry, I'm not closet (or any other kind) of Austin fan. I won't get into it, but if I did it would sound something like what hockeypuck2 said about Faribault.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:10 pm
by RSI
jetjock wrote:
RSI wrote:
Get this... I was at Braemar yesterday and one of the parents from Hopkins told me that he has visited the 1A page. He complimented (I think it was a compliment??) us on our sense of humor, but he wanted to know what's with that ZAMBONI guy???
I can top that. I intercepted an email from my father in law to my wife. He lives in Arkansas and is a huge fan of Section 1A forum. It gives him a good chuckle every day. He is a faithful follower. You know what that means. WE ARE NATIONAL. Sweet. :shock: This could be the beginning of Hockey in Arkansas or does it mean he can relate to AL. :D

But then again, he finds Falcons89 and RSI very humorous. He thinks they are like two brothers who can not get along. Attack one of them and they both turn on you. Leave them alone and they will argue all day.
Going global with this thing...

Two brothers??? hmpf....hardly...we get along just fine, at this distance. :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:12 pm
by OLYMPIA
p.s. I'm just ANOTHER Albert Lea Tiger fan who has joined the fun :D

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:18 pm
by RSI
OLYMPIA wrote:p.s. I'm just ANOTHER Albert Lea Tiger fan who has joined the fun :D
Nice...

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:57 am
by falcons89
jetjock wrote: But then again, he finds Falcons89 and RSI very humorous. He thinks they are like two brothers who can not get along. Attack one of them and they both turn on you. Leave them alone and they will argue all day.
Top 5 reasons why RSI and I are not brothers..........

5. I wear shoes.

4. I do not spend my Sunday afternoons watching Nascar.

3. I have never, climbed the AL water tower, with a can of spray paint, to defend my sister's honor.

2. I used to deliver milk to the RSI's residence in the 1960's. It is more likely I am his father. :shock: :shock:

1. The obvious, FARIBAULT IS THE GREATEST. :P :P :P :P :P